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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@unhotwater
what the fuck was up with the icarly apartment
they really had an elevator directly into their apartment and like two or three discrete floors. their apartment was the size of a house and spencer was not employed.
you dont have to tell me guys i dont actually care
spencer had an onlyfans
what a horrible, wretched thing to say
took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you
me @ the person robbing me by knifepoint
scar can like…. get it
You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really is The Man
arakawa had to make up for all those incels like mustang and kimblee and just create a 100% fully loaded chad… thank you queen
not to add an annoying ass comment but i really thought this post was abt scar from the lion king and i was like
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
God fuckn shit this is a mess
Zero is actually kind of a weird number, since by itself, it’s… not a number. It’s the absence of a number, it’s nothing. But because it counts as an integer, and because dividing it by 2 also results in an integer (0 again), technically zero is even.
Oh god I love tumblr HAHAHAHA
There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references?
This is a movie where a woman learns to love herself and realize her own potential, and where a gay cockroach man voiced by hugh laurie has to beat dance dance revolution to blow up a spaceship. These scenes occur within 5 minutes of each other; this movie invented cinema.
cinematic parallels
my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up
[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]
job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!
Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT
I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their flock imprinted on one of the two llamas. Each sheep chose the best most charismatic llama according to mysterious sheep criteria, and never wavered in their ovine loyalty. Each of the two llamas was worshiped by a small sub-flock of devoted sheep who followed him everywhere like Jesus’s apostles and only left their field for transhumance when led by “their” llama. The funniest thing is the way this woman overheard the word “llama” and immediately came to sit next to me to tell me this, like she had waited since childhood to share her bewilderment about the two religious congregations of sheep led by rival llama prophets in her family farm.
Reblog for essay luck
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done
you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok
i mean you aint wrong
the cat is controlling him
