Life's too short to be an asshole. @unicorncorgi - Tumblr Blog

gaybichon

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

bigandtired-deactivated20250405

not100bees

powerbottombrucespringsteen

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

sm-baby

h4h4n0tfunny

This will always make me laugh

gifak-net

deerypoof

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.

grimfangsmaw

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING.