Recycling is Important

icon by @shock Betha/30/She/Her NC I'm a dumbass

[animatedtext]

requested by scorpyho

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[polishkurapika]

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[mevil]

[celesse]

Rosy Posy 🐴💐

I'm finally allowed to share some of the official G1 MLP art I did for Hasbro last year 💖

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[loveridden1999]

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Floppity the Rabbit

Born May 28 1996

Floppity hops from here to there Searching for eggs without a care Lavender coat from head to toe All dressed up and nowhere to go!

Floppity has some buddies: Hippity, Hoppity and Hippie!

Floppity themselves is a Beanie Buddy, a Basket Beanie and a whole bunch of trading cards!

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

[aubreyappears]

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[segamascott]

[jureumified]