grayson

I reeeeeaaaallllyyyy love joshua dun

[whateverjeffreydeanmorgan]

[andy-clutterbuck]

#Survey Says: 100% Dad  #Gael come collect your man

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[meanplastic]

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

all my friends are Wheat Thins™ take it slow

[allisonnisbutt]

I SAID THIS WHEN THE SONG FIRST SUCKING CAME OUT WANNA FIGHT, SQUARE UP!!

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

LOL I posted this the day it was leaked but for some reason it's just getting notes now and I don't know why it's scary and weird

[meanplastic]

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

hi I'm brendon and we're panic! at the disco

[professionalfigureskater]

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

instead of saying 'same' and 'me' I feel like people should just start singing story of my life

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

get your education don't forget from wentz you came

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

petition to leave high school and go to hogwarts who's with me

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

burglar: *breaks into my house*

me: *says in Tyler Joseph voice* S'cuse me? Could you please leave?

burglar: Wait? You like twenty one pilots?

me: Holy shit! You too!

burglar: Yeah man! You know what? I'm just going to go rob someone else. You have good music taste.

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

[kneelinggirl-deactivated2015042]

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face.

[helloiamanidiot]

Help me y'all

I am trying to make a collection of things about why I’m obsessed with/need twenty one pilots.

My brother thinks they are scary and evil and that I shouldn’t listen to them as they are not labelled Christian. And at first glance maybe, but, there is no way that you can listen to them and continue thinking that.

TØP is not for him, and I get that. The lyrics aren’t for everyone. We know this.

But they have helped me in so many ways and I want to gather up somethings that prove they are not bad or whatever. Ive wanted to do this for while but this has made me start. So Im mostly trying to find things that have to do with their faith and beliefs and them being encouraging.

If Anyone can send me things that they have said or posted in regards to their faith or beliefs or encourageing things they have said or lyrics that have helped you….i would be enternally grateful. Please.

It really helps me to see these things when I’m not at my best.

I’m gonna tag some people, but if anyone has anything that you can send my way Id love you forever.

If not that’s okay too.

@popcandy @livie1247 @runningtospace @josh-gun @josh-dunkaroos @sloaneshine @lovely-heathen @lovely-heathens @heathenhands @twenty-one-phandoms @blurryfaceinspace @jxshdun-is-my-josh-sun @blurryxheathens @heathenpilots

I’m sorry if I’m missed any of you.

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

Twenty one pilots may not seem religious, but they’ve done things for me that a religion could never do. Yes, I’m religious, but something about their music spoke to me above everything else. There are certain topics, such as depression and suicide, that are noticeably uncommon in popular music. People act the way they’re supposed to- they avoid dark emotions and uncomfortable topics and stick to what they’re used to hearing. However, some of us don’t act that way. We feel differently than the rest. It may be scary to feel a certain way that you don’t typically hear about. You think that you aren’t supposed to feel that way. This is where twenty one pilots helps. They express feelings that you don’t normally hear about, but feelings that you may relate to even more than the stereotypical ones. They remind us that WE ARE NOT ALONE, even if it may seem that way from what we hear. Their music has provided clarity to those who needed it. It has helped us overcome problems we didn’t want to talk about. It’s made us more comfortable being who we are.

[helloiamanidiot]

Thank you for this. You really put this into words in a way I am unable to express.

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

💖💘

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

emøtiønal røadshøw made me an emøtiønal wreck

[helloiamanidiot]

Help me y'all

I am trying to make a collection of things about why I’m obsessed with/need twenty one pilots.

My brother thinks they are scary and evil and that I shouldn’t listen to them as they are not labelled Christian. And at first glance maybe, but, there is no way that you can listen to them and continue thinking that.

TØP is not for him, and I get that. The lyrics aren’t for everyone. We know this.

But they have helped me in so many ways and I want to gather up somethings that prove they are not bad or whatever. Ive wanted to do this for while but this has made me start. So Im mostly trying to find things that have to do with their faith and beliefs and them being encouraging.

If Anyone can send me things that they have said or posted in regards to their faith or beliefs or encourageing things they have said or lyrics that have helped you….i would be enternally grateful. Please.

It really helps me to see these things when I’m not at my best.

I’m gonna tag some people, but if anyone has anything that you can send my way Id love you forever.

If not that’s okay too.

@popcandy @livie1247 @runningtospace @josh-gun @josh-dunkaroos @sloaneshine @lovely-heathen @lovely-heathens @heathenhands @twenty-one-phandoms @blurryfaceinspace @jxshdun-is-my-josh-sun @blurryxheathens @heathenpilots

I’m sorry if I’m missed any of you.

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

Twenty one pilots may not seem religious, but they've done things for me that a religion could never do. Yes, I'm religious, but something about their music spoke to me above everything else. There are certain topics, such as depression and suicide, that are noticeably uncommon in popular music. People act the way they're supposed to- they avoid dark emotions and uncomfortable topics and stick to what they're used to hearing. However, some of us don't act that way. We feel differently than the rest. It may be scary to feel a certain way that you don't typically hear about. You think that you aren't supposed to feel that way. This is where twenty one pilots helps. They express feelings that you don't normally hear about, but feelings that you may relate to even more than the stereotypical ones. They remind us that WE ARE NOT ALONE, even if it may seem that way from what we hear. Their music has provided clarity to those who needed it. It has helped us overcome problems we didn't want to talk about. It's made us more comfortable being who we are.

[r3333f]

headphones: in world: off dick: out

[starrygengar]

harambe: remembered

[astromack]

@unidentifiedflyingfruits

[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

BLESS YOUR SOUL @astromack

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[unidentifiedflyingfruits]

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