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Hi I'm Maddy and I love animals and the ocean and puns!

[catasters]

[nerdyqueerfangirl]

yo not to be a big homo on main but girls sitting on counters is pretty hot

[shittycryptids]

A flying alligator, but it doesn’t have wings or anything, it just floats in the air like it’s attached to invisible balloons.

[mrcloudyfun]

@minigeist

[minigeist]

[serelistia]

@shittycryptids

[sketchdeath]

kitty hours

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[trainthief]

Now THATS what I call breaking news...

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?

[sexycraisinthanos]

and maybe Batman’s booty ass?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

and maybe Batman’s booty ass

[catsuggest]

im needinge assistance pls

[lemonsharks]

How may I assist you, cat?

[catsuggest]

im need to adjuste this recipe

[gingeralebabe]

How so, cat?

[catsuggest]

im would like it to be Double Ham and Ham Crusted Ham Glaze instead but im donot know how to cook

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, August 3, 1921

[littleguymart]

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[hoppip]

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[purr-positivity]

????

[osailorboy]

x

[straycatj]

まいにちいろいろ…

Various things happen every day

[toshio]

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[petewave]

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