I'm that bitch

Yes that one. the one everyone hates.thank you for not vomiting.

[unipigprincess-blog]

THIS. IS. HILARIOUS - https://ifunny.co/fun/5an4pGTT6?s=u

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Huh…

[ororomunroedontpullout]

This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK

[momo-de-avis]

black mirror becomes its worst nightmare

[unipigprincess-blog]

I thought th is post was about Benedict Cumberbatch at first

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[psyducked]

I thought this was going to be adorable but

[lunaoki]

i’m the dog

[turquoiselavender]

Same

[sailing-your-ships]

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

[disparition]

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

[annlarimer]

I said it to a faucet today. 

[simplyfx]

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

[noble-moon]

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

[daniellewade]

dude is a way of life

[unipigprincess-blog]

Dude

[i-am-a-fish]

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

[unipigprincess-blog]

My stomach is already in love with you

Yum

[minigenos]

I give you a gift.

Do you accept?

[redeyedryu]

Without question or hesitance.

[unipigprincess-blog]

No. I shall reject it like religion.

[sosuperawesome]

Snake Belts

Miles Glyn on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Snake tags

[freakyfrankyfresh]

I WANT ONE OF THESE SO BAD HOLY FUCK

[unipigprincess-blog]

I sssssso want one. Let it just slytherin around my body. Sssssspectacular

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[unipigprincess-blog]

Do you ever just bawl your eyes out in bed because you feel bad for Dean Winchester and all the pain he went through and how he didn't deserve it and how broken he is but he still keeps fighting through even though he is tired of it and just wants it to end and just want to hold him and protect him forever and then five seconds later your ugly sobbing over how beautiful Brendon Urie is?

[doggosource]

[unipigprincess-blog]

😍 who is that

[898-deactivated20210515]

[unipigprincess-blog]

Source?

[unipigprincess-blog]

Just put me in a coma

Please. I am so sleep deprived.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A squirrel’s nutsack is its mouth.

[unipigprincess-blog]

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

[writing-in-the-grave]

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

[01101010-01100100]

before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

[sunfloweristic]

i was having a mood so i spraypainted the bridge

[lizzie-and-the-wingding-deactiv]

@chucktheprophet

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

Close enough xD

[gabe-is-no-longer-back-baby]

That… Is amazing