who up makin they worm go

dave he him grown up (oh yeah) header by kendall cox

[unitesynchronization]

TG: ill maybe do something better than this later but also maybe not cuz idk if i really give a fuck

but

TG: you can call me dave

TG: physically older than drinking age

TG: and taken so buzz off if youre lookin for a fine ass dave to mack on i aint it

TG: not much else to say ill just like use this for my tags or somesuch okay bye 🕶️

[sarcasticmothdraws]

It's time

[electronicmail]

why is orange juice the only juice we abbreviated

[electronicmail]

? what

[electronicmail]

What is it short for

[everlastingbracelet]

someone has to harass karkat thats like vital enrichment for the guy

the trick is you gotta know when to stop and like idk give him some form of like verbal teasing aftercare

[yaoisquidbob]

serious gaming

[springselkie]

HEY UH.

[greendalmatian]

after like 2 weeks of procrastinating this here it is. 

[mcsiggy]

Post I'm referencing under the read more

Saw > this post < and had to draw it out

[fuckkrat-deactivated20250529]

[disease]

DR. KILMER’S “FEMALE REMEDY” | est. 1870s

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

just sent a high-concept email

[energyprison]

oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me

[slimemode]

going to be the first white rapper to die in this petting zoo

[memories]

The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #the muppets, one plate of #help lol, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.

[yamauchi-sakiko]

got called by debt collectors and i answered "moshi moshi" and they hung up. literally checkmate

[ponypaltrail]

your ability to genuinely capture the essence of sbahj is insane. Are you sure you aren’t actually dave?

this is the highest compliment you could give me. i am but a humble scholar of sbahj. heres a tutorial for how i make these:

if youre making a comic make sure to be incredibly lazy. extremely minimal backgrounds, copy and paste/reuse your drawings. use lots of clip art

[mezucore]

this tutorial unironically works please make sbahj fanart

[unitesynchronization]

if reblogs turned off im just gonna gank it aight