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Valentine’s Day cards for the signs (Part 2)
Valentine’s Day cards for the signs (Part 1)
Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
me: when's your birthday?
them: october
me: but what day??
them: 11th??? why??
me:........and what time and place were you born also?
I spell so badly on the Internet and make so many grammatical errors. it’s because I just type thoughts as they come and I guess this blog is kind of like a diary, I rarely spellcheck and it’s even worse since I only use the app/mobile. but my mistakes aren’t so bad that people can’t work out what I’m saying and everyone’s so polite and nice about it. no one ever is a #grammarnazi towards me basically, but if I ever do an intentional misspelling because I’m being Dramatic (e.g “noah fence” rather than “no offence” or “sweatie” instead of “sweetie”), so many people can’t leave me alone!! what are your experiences? is this a common occurrence or is it just a natural side effect of my complicated MC
Keywords: Major Aspects
A compiled list of keywords to understand the astrological facets that make up a natal chart in simple terms.
Conjunction: sameness, oneness, mirroring, closeness, obnoxious, absorbed.
Opposition: dynamism, conflict, energising, motivation, tug-of-war, limitless, challenging, excitement
Square: obstacles, confusion, struggle, rigid, growth, transformation, strong, solid, wisdom, "party-pooper"
Trine: easy, simple, lazy, relaxed, talent, gifted, power, comfort, natural
Sextile: easy, laid back, fun, excitement, comfort
Moon aspects: ~Female~ friendships
(Use your own) natal placements:
Moon to Sun Harmonious aspect: I need friends who positively supports who I am, but I also need friends who can take a joke. I like my friends to be confident, fun and jovial. Disharmonious aspect: I need friends who reaffirm who I am. I like witty relationships but not at the expense of hurting each other. I don’t like having egotistical, dominating people who can’t take anything seriously as friends.
Moon to Mercury: Harmonious aspect: I need friends who are witty, funny and can hold a conversation. I need friends where I can talk about any topic under the sun. I even enjoy a little debate now and then. People who aren’t interested in learning or discovering bore me. Disharmonious aspect: I need friends I can talk to and laugh with, but I despise “intellectuals”. People who talk too much, and gossip or discuss trivial topics can also irritate me too. I’d rather keep the conversation on something relevant to the both of us.
Moon to Venus: Harmonious aspect: I don’t want drama filled friendships, I just don’t see the point in being friends with someone if you don’t get along? It should be easygoing and relaxed. If I’m friends with someone I want us to both complement each other. Disharmonious aspect: I prefer harmonious friendships like everyone else, but drama isn’t always bad and it’s better to have an “argument” than to sweep problems under the rug. I like having friends who all express their own beauty differently
Moon to Mars: Harmonious aspect: I need assertive friends. Friends with strong willpower and courage. I like friends I can be honest and straightforward without accidentally hurting anyone’s feelings. I don’t like having cowards as friends. Confrontation can be a pleasant conversation, not arguments. Disharmonious aspect: I don’t like overly moody or temperamental friends. But I still despise those with absolutely no strength or courage, better to have a little than to have none, I’d rather drop them on the spot than to continue associating with them. I want friends who listen to me and my opinions.
Moon to Jupiter: Harmonious aspects: I need jovial, optimistic friends. Friends who I know can keep the mood light and the humour continuous. I don’t see the point in a friendship if you don’t uplift each other? Disharmonious aspects: I enjoy humour an fun in friendships but that shouldn’t override the need to discuss actual serious issues. I don’t like people who are too bubbly, or fake or can’t take anything seriously. I don’t want friends who would rather be preachy than actually helpful.
Moon to Saturn: Harmonious aspect: I admire ambition, I want friends who have so much strength and discipline that it inspires me to become better myself. Discipline in friendships also accounts for smooth sailing and the lack of misunderstandings which is a bonus. Disharmonious aspects: I admire ambition too but people who are overly ambitious just seem condescending. I don’t want to be in a friendship with people like that, they only put me down and lower my self esteem. They restrict me because they only care about their own goals. Friendships shouldn’t be so serious.
Moon to Uranus: Harmonious aspects: I enjoy friends and I can be open with, where I can be accepted for I am. I don’t like people who are overly law abiding, they’re judgemental and don’t let anyone have any freedom. I like having friends from all walks of life. Disharmonious aspects: I like having friends with unique and different personalities too, but in close friendships I’d rather be friends with people who are like me so we can actually form an intimate bond. I don’t like people who are too rebellious. You can have fun and respect rules at the same time.
Moon to Neptune: Harmonious aspects: I need friends who will unlock my fantasy world. Friends where conversations about dreams and storied predominate. They’re just more fun that way. I enjoy having friends who are dreamy, arty, and open to the spiritual. We deal with the mundane too much already Disharmonious aspects: I also enjoy storytelling and fantasy but letting things like the predominate a relationships is just impractical. People that are chaotic or have their heads in the clouds end up irritating me. I’m also not a fan of people who get drunk too often. None of that can create a good foundation for a good friendship.
Moon to Pluto: Harmonious aspects: I want “ride or die” friendships. I need friends who I count on, who will do a lot for me - possibly even go to the end of the world with me. I need friendships with extreme trust, loyalty and privacy. Where discussions involve deeper and darker topics. It goes both ways of course. There’s no point in friendship if you aren’t going to be this close Disharmonious aspects: I also want privacy and I want trust too, although trust can be hard for me so I usually have more light hearted friendships. I don’t like friendships that are too intense - where I’m being controlled or bossed around. I don’t want a friendships where it feels like I’ve signed a contract and have to do things I don’t want to. If that happens it’s not a real friendship anymore.
Moon to Ascendent: Harmonious aspects: I need friends who have similar opinions and world views to me. I’m allowed to be discerning and I don’t see the point in forming a friendship with someone that already know I don’t have much in common with. Disharmonious aspects: I prefer friends with similar opinions to me but it isn’t a must. In fact, it can be more fun when the opinions and views are so diverse
Moon to Midheaven: Harmonious aspects: I love flaunting my friends because I believe friends should be good for our public image. After all, if they’re your friends they represent you too. I don’t like associating with people who make me look bad, because that’s not who I am so I don’t need anyone else thinking that. Disharmonious aspects: My friends are usually pretty different from one another and we love spending time (publicly) together. But at the end of the day, friendships are someone the are sacred and private. How people view us could be spot on or completely wrong with what we’re actually like, I couldn’t care less to be honest.
*conjunctions can be either disharmonious or harmonious (but are usually harmonious unless a malefic is involved). oppositions technically considered disharmonious but there is a tug of war with oppositions - the individual dislikes but needs friendships like the ones stated above. they can oscillate between craving and despising the type of relationship explained.
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more stuff about the signs
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they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
too smart
they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
cry baby
they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
sexually frustrated 24/7
they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
they move their hands a lot when talking
they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
they could kill you if you hurt an animal
a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
they care too much about people they love
they cheat on board games
very good friends
too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
stubborn
they don’t let people go completely
their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
they know a lot of useful shit
but they don’t know what sleep means
being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
narcissistic af
they’re never wrong
they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
incomprehensible love for snacks
misunderstood
they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
they lie to themselves
sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
very insecure
random happiness/sadness attacks
their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
innocent without wanting to be
they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
they can be too selfish
unpredictable af
leave me alone, but give me attention
their cellphone is part of their body
their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
they victimize themselves a lot
they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
they care a lot about what other people think
they plat a lot with their hands and lips
the most adorable people when they’re not angry
children loves them
they can tranquilize people quickly
misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
very sharp ideas/way of thinking
high moral
they need constant acceptance/validation
if you do them one you pay ten
always reading your intentions
they tend to joke about other people insecurities
they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
insecure af
a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
they wink a lot
will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
public nerds
the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
they read weird things
super committed and and helpful
they get angry when things are not done in their way
they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
they do this face a lot > 😏
libra
they’re always in love
they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
super emotional
they probably don’t know what is happening right now
they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
they have good intentions
creative
they blush easily
they have a hard time saying no
they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
dark mind, bright personality
they have secret hobbies
they crave love
talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
they get easily offended
scary when angry
protective with people they love
they hate being ignored
random laugh attacks
they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
they easily connect with music
sagittarius
ready to disappear in any moment
they have watched every. movie. on netflix
using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
34 hour-long naps
they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
they have a hard time when apologizing
they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
would yell at strangers if needed
intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
they tend to be sad before sleeping
this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
superiority complex
more party souls than you could imagine
they just want you to shut the fuck up
they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
able to intimidate people for good or for bad
they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
they keep their cool in the craziest situations
have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
always have backup plans
physical appearance is important
always have weird obsessions
they play a lot with their feet
they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
they disappear with no reason
cuter than you
they get confused when choosing between good and bad
everything is overrated for them
they’re addiced to memes
feelings out of control
they’re the special snowflakes
cannabis 23/7
they will know if you lie
they lose their shit often
they think and feel more than they show
rebels
the smartest ones
pisces
they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
they like music more than they like you
they like attention but not too much
will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
fake friendliness (sometimes)
too weird but in a sweet way
super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
they overwhelm your mind
big heart, even bigger imagination
confused af
if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
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Archetypal Sign Expression in Different Placements: Libra
Sun: cooperative, vacillating, unimaginative, tactful, flirtatious, self-righteous, inquisitive
Moon: cooperative, charming, passive, accommodating, tolerant, dependent, stagnating
Mercury: inquisitive, vacillating, prying, careful, objective, charming, social
Venus: thoughtful, amenable, tolerant, romantic, unreliable, dependent, sociable
Mars: uncertain, accommodating, strategic, charming, deceptive, changeable, thoughtful
Ascendent: inquisitive, just, charming, socialable, passive, peaceful, romantic, stagnating
Keywords: Houses
A compiled list of keywords to understand the astrological facets that make up a natal chart in simple terms.
First House // AC: self, "door of perception" how you view the world, how the world views you - when you act unconsciously
Second House: self worth, security, material items, money, comfort, safety, luxury, five senses, food
Third House: theory work, communication, creativity through communication, thought, wit, neighbours, short trips, siblings
Fourth House // IC: where we come from, early life that shaped us.
Fifth House: fun, creativity, spontaneity, romance, children, hobbies, games
Sixth House: health, work environment, service, analytical thinking
Seventh House // DC: one-to-one relationships, attraction and/or repulsion.
Eighth House: death, transformation (rebirth), taboo, intimacy, mystery, other people's possessions
Ninth House: higher education, long trips, experience, philosophy, religion - to find something higher for oneself to follow
Tenth House // MC: what we aim for, what we want to be seen as, what we want to achieve, how strangers see us - when we act consciously.
Eleventh House: collective consciousness, groups, friends, organisations, hopes, dreams, wishes, society
Twelfth House: dreams, unconscious, subconscious, spirituality, secrets, sacrifice, solitude, enemies, confinements, religion - to find something to devote oneself to.
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Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.
I do this to my son and it works lol
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