Welcome To The Protected Harbor

I like nature, science, history, fantasy books, and many things that I think are neat (Most media gay for some reason idk)[No reason to unpack that] SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 He/Him

[haveyoutriedlockingin]

No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing Jet Lag the Game on a premiere. Everyone is having a great time. Sam, Ben and Adam seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Sam says. All of a sudden Tom Scott and Michael Downie come out and start singing "The Okaihau Express" When Tom gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing...

"Let's go to the beach each let's go get away"

Lights flash everywhere, and you see Badam singing "The Okaihau Express" along with Tom and Mike, while Sam and Brian are singing "Starships by Ninki Minjaj". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Toby and Michelle walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

prints now available here!

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[hippieghost]

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[marisatomay]

People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

—David Lynch

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bshci-escapee]

they sent me a ticket to employment island and i have no choice but to accept

[unknownlighthousekeeper]

Not anymore, you banned from there

[bshci-escapee]

do y’all have any advice on how to gently let someone down that you aren’t that interested in them and don’t actually want to be their friend

[unknownlighthousekeeper]

Oh fun, what this time

[bshci-escapee]

i miss california

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[gryffon]

source

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[revivivivify]

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull