News From Heaven

He/him/his 🥺 I treat this app as if it is instagram or something. I just like posting about my life. This is not an ask blog. I’ve gotten this a few times. Don’t worry though.

[unofficialaziraphale]

Might completely rebrand as Aziraphale just a heads up

I gave you enough time I think

I used to be @voxthemediaoverlord

Edit: you guys this is my main, @voxthemediaoverlord is my alt that’s holding the name

[unofficialaziraphale]

So I’m shopping for canes because the one I have rn is too tall right and I thought “hmm, this is the perfect opportunity to cosplay hades in the proshot” so here we are

[unofficialaziraphale]

I was singing a really low note and istg I feel like I tore my vocal cord

[tournamentpollsinc]

Semifinals

Couples Counseling Needed

BillFord VS Thoschei

BillFord

Thoschei

Voting ended onAug 4

[unofficialaziraphale]

I hope younger me knows I still like those songs

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[unofficialaziraphale]

this is exactly like one of my bsfs its scary

[unofficialaziraphale]

I DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU: PATRICK PAGE PLAYED HADES IN HADESTOWN, AND PLAYED SATAN IN HELLUVA BOSS.

[unofficialaziraphale]

omg I disappeared for like ten days my bad

[unofficialaziraphale]

I DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU: PATRICK PAGE PLAYED HADES IN HADESTOWN, AND PLAYED SATAN IN HELLUVA BOSS.

[unofficialaziraphale]

WATCH ME NOT RUIN MY VINTAGE PUZZLES COLLECTION BY KNOWING WHERE ALL THE PIECES ARE AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY LOSING THEM

[unofficialaziraphale]

OH MY GOD THEY THREW IT OUT

[unofficialaziraphale]

WATCH ME NOT RUIN MY VINTAGE PUZZLES COLLECTION BY KNOWING WHERE ALL THE PIECES ARE AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY LOSING THEM

[unofficialaziraphale]

I just watch my analog clock stop it’s hands in place and start going backwards what the fuck

[unofficialaziraphale]

It may please you to know that my dog's birthday is during shark week and we gave him a new shark toy

That’s so cool and it made me think about my dog’s birthday and I realized her birthday is the first day of shark week 🥹

Also is his neck okay

[fireflychaosdemon]

yeah his neck is ok

he has a medical condition called mega esophagus or M.E where his esophagus doesn't work and he can't swallow anything

So he wears the neck pillow so that food doesn't get caught in his mouth after he eats and gravity brings it down to his stomach due to his head being elevated

but yeah his birthday was on the 28th and he just turned 5

he used to have other shark toys but he loved them so much he destroyed them and we had to get rid of them (this probably should have prepared me for his vox obsession but it did not)

[unofficialaziraphale]

sorry I’ve been gone whole day twin❤️‍🩹

I had no idea condition exists thank you for giving me a paragraph of info🥹 + the neck pillow is really smart. Does he wear it everywhere?

He’s 100% gonna live past the age of 21 look at his muscles 😌

Kinda weird question but does he eat the fluff (or try to) after he destroys it or just leave it

[unofficialaziraphale]

It may please you to know that my dog's birthday is during shark week and we gave him a new shark toy

That’s so cool and it made me think about my dog’s birthday and I realized her birthday is the first day of shark week 🥹

Also is his neck okay

[unofficialaziraphale]

I feel like pirating theater is different than other forms of media. I also feel like it should be treated differently.

It’s stealing, but it’s also one of the only ways people can get recognition or actually watch their own work.

I think it’s best to release any film of the show after it closes. That way, people who could buy tickets did, and the people who couldn’t still have an opportunity to watch it. 

[unofficialaziraphale]

Sharks are awesome, I'm gonna go pet one

Wow you should tell me how it went despite it being months later /lh

[realgayofhyperdeath]

Well, in Hawaii rn, and I'd say it went well.

Though the police might be on their way. Unsure though

[unofficialaziraphale]

What’s the charge + what shark type did u pet?

[realgayofhyperdeath]

I think its something under harassment laws as it was at the harbor and it was a hammerhead.

It was a nice shark, 10/10 would pet again

[unofficialaziraphale]

So what you do is slowly drop hints about not feeling well for like 2 days after being in a forest and start acting abnormal to what you usually do. Like, showering fully clothed or walking and talking and breathing in a very machine-like way. Then plead insanity

Hammerheads are so cool we don’t even know their migration patterns (it’s something like that)

[unofficialaziraphale]

I LOVE when people see my name vs how it’s pronounced it’s so funny

[unofficialaziraphale]

PLEASE watch this it’s soooo funny read my tags tho