Fandom Hoarder

The name's Randie. I'm 22. My life is boring so I fill it with TV shows. My face: unofficialpoptart.tumblr.com/tagged/selfie My stuff: unofficialpoptart.tumblr.com/tagged/personal Fandoms: (I kinda haven't updated this in over a year, so there are plenty more shows I've seen that I haven't added. I'm just lazy..) Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Sherlock, Hannibal, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Dexter, Pretty Little Liars, Ravenswood, Once Upon a Time, Falling Skies, Arrow, The Flash, Gotham, The Tomorrow People, Orange is the New Black, Harry Potter, The Walking Dead, Hemlock Grove, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, Lost, The Guild, Nikita, Kyle XY, The Killing, The Following, Lost Girl, The L Word, The Lip Service, Twisted, The Fosters, Parenthood, The 100, House, Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother, Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks movies.

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[nightfuryqueen]

Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.

Game: Adds a timer.

Me:

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[lavender-lily]

Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department

[thecommonchick]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after

[unofficialpoptart]

And I married him

[otherwindow]

Zenyatta is shirtless so Bob gives him his jacket but it’s so big and heavy Zen can’t float anymore.

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[partlysmith]

EVERYBODY HOLD THE FUCK UP

THAT IS ALL

[writing-prompt-s]

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

[tru-ho]

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

[danward]

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

[laskawie-deactivated20200518]

i miss him

[kharites-deactivated20190316]

[pyreo]

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

[pyreo]

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[llleighsmith]

rub my back and make my decisions for me

[joshmuratori]