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Male manipulation hack #384
If a guy is crying you can make him cry harder by saying "You're not your dad". This will upset him if he loves his dad but also if he hates his dad. And if it's complicated it might give him a boner too
Additionally, you can tell a broad that she’s “acting like her mother,” if you want to get in the worst fight of your life
Male manipulation hack #384
If a guy is crying you can make him cry harder by saying "You're not your dad". This will upset him if he loves his dad but also if he hates his dad. And if it's complicated it might give him a boner too
reddit post: hey what's a good every day knife
comment by u/nomoremisterknivesguy99, top poster on r/bladedhandles 96 weeks running: do not make the mistake of buying any knife that is budget or mid-range, because as anybody with any expertise in this hobby will tell you IF THEYRE HONEST, inevitably you will become so obsessed that your compulsive spending on knives will lead to a very acrimonious divorce. since you'll definitely eventually end up spending in the top shelf range anyway, best to skip all the low & mid range options so you aren't embarrassed by having all these "starter" knives when the lawyers are dividing your possessions. about 5 figures is reasonable if you want something decent.
every single reply for some reason: ignore the other comments, THIS is the honest answer.
oh also this is the only information available on the entire internet that isn't an advertisement
the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy
something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream
not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.
Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification
esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan
literally real life though
some guy at the store asked who was on my shirt (it was hello kitty) and i said what it was and he without a beat says “i see, a lot of latinas like her, she is latina”
who could have guessed that this guy was bad at economic policy
i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
what the fuck is a time knife
i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier
"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?
People in the notes
no one is doing it like her
gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards
8 times out of 10 i swear the game in this scenario is a zelda game too. it has got to be the most common game people skip story and tutorials in
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