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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ah yes, the infamous classical vampires of yore: Dracula, Carmilla, and Varney the Vampire

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Babe that is a coloring book

[syrena-of-the-lake]

I’m sorry, but a certain purple monstrosity came to mind the second I read “Varney”…

I suck you, you bite me

We're a vampire family

With two great big fangs, and some blood from me to you

Won't you say you suck me too?

[svtincorrect]

Hoshi: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Wonwoo : Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

[froghwon]

7 years with SVT ｡.｡:∞♡*♥

[97-liners]

seventeen x screenshots of despair [1/?]

[ishikawayukis]

just, wow

[dingdongyouarewrong]

we can do it it

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

They rarely star wars

[quivering-quill]

she killed herself

[watchthirdlife]

his breasts grow shaky

[ishikawayukis]

just a couple of besties

[eerna]

And Eurydice was a young girl

But she’d seen how the world was

When she fell, she fell in spite of herself

In love with Orpheus

[cookiebunker]

Reginald should not get a redemption arc pass it on

[siir-poesia]

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime.

[quasi-normalcy]

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

vs.

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

vs.

It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

vs.

Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

[quasi-normalcy]

vs.

All Works of Fiction Represent Constructed Realities and by Demanding a Lack of Plot Holes, You Are Improperly Importing the Rules of Objective Reality into a Subjective Creation that Must Be Judged Primarily on Its Aesthetic Merits

vs.

Dude, Just Come-up With a Headcanon Like A Normal Human Being

[verecunda]

There’s also: It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Not the Writer’s Fault Your Favourite Headcanons Bear No Resemblance To What’s Actually Happening in the Story.

[gay-jesus-probably]

And special mentions go to: This Is An Ongoing Series, You Can’t Call Stuff Plot Holes Just Because The Story Hasn’t Shown You All The Details Yet

and

Well Yes That Would Be Slightly More Realistic, But it Would Get the Characters the Same Results With the Same Amount of Risk/Effort, So The Only Difference Would Be Making Everything Painfully Boring Which Is Usually A Bad Idea

[thebodybioelectric]

Or my personal favorite

It’s not a plot hole, you just don’t understand the relevant science and so you feel like it ‘looks’ unrealistic

[wwprice1]

Very cool cover by Phil Noto!

[potamikou]

[Reimagined]

Great Celestial War where more casualties happened and the relationship between the brothers and Celestial Realm is far worsened. 

The idea has been floating in my head for a while, what if the brothers suffered more haha unless….?

[viicrows]

l’ange dechu

[cutterpillow92]

Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase 4 (2021) x Title Cards

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[onesheeptwosheepandachicken]

Two of my favorites was “Dragons don’t cook pizza” and “Dracula doesn’t play Rock Concerts”

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[surprisebitch]

the fact emily’s twin doesnt have a name though