[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[writing-prompt-s]

I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost

[soulwitches]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[sallysdurants]

[shit-before-the-shovel]

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE JESUS

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

SHE HAS THE BEST LAUGH

[whycam-deactivated20191124]

[killin-the-machine]

All cats the same

[awellkept-secret-deactivated201]

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

[dubstepfordads]

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[ultrafacts]

[michonnegrimes]

“Noah Schnapp is basically playing the classic possessed-child role, which requires him to succumb to convulsive fits, display genuine fear, and exhibit the steely blankness of a diabolical monster, sometimes all within the same scene. If he’s anything less than convincing at any point, it could poke a hole in the narrative, leading all the tension and emotional air to leak right out. But thankfully Schnapp, who turned 13 earlier this month, more than pulls it off. He’s deeply dialed into each moment, and he’s simply terrific throughout the season. You can’t care about this show without caring about Will – and you can’t care about Will if Schnapp doesn’t make you care so much.” - Noah Schnapp is the MVP of Stranger Things 2

[potc]

i can’t believe zach braff made the best tweet of 2017

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[1stfrom92]

When your lady on her period.

[macsceneshawe-deactivated201606]

this got  funnier as it went

[nefepants]

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

[theequeenpin]

Facts 😂

[p0kemina]

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

[victoria-wayne]

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing