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you may want to give me a yummy treats, but please be aware that

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

kirboimulti

They make me feel things

miloticmiku

I hadn’t seen one of these yet

areallypleasantperson

found out my past self which i idealized as a better version of me was just a hollow shell with no direction or will of its own, only guided by the will and love of others, therefore appearing as a selfless and loving child.

byjove

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

aeoliantectrix

yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit

like the one that liquefies your organs inside you

byjove

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

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snailkites

Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

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teaboot

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

homunculus-argument

Humans are one of the best vocal mimics on the planet, and second-best of all simians, coming second only to hobbits. One of those little shits can perfectly mimic the sound of your fridge having a spontaneous catastrophic breakdown, and no amount of close personal inspection will fully reassure you that it isn't actually broken. And then you get back to the living room and that fur-footed little cunt is sitting right there on your couch, in your spot.

ye-olde-tardis

You have a pet hobbit?

homunculus-argument

"Pet" is a generous word.

Those little shits are also insanely strong for their size, like chimpanzees. They won't remove you from your spot by force because you both know that there's no way to make that happen without a fight that would risk permanently injuring you, but you also can't remove one from your spot by force once their ass is parked there because you both know that there's no way to make that happen without a fight that would risk permanently injuring you.