unskim the milk !!

[valtsv]

legolas: *statement in elvish*

aragorn: *annoyed retort, also in elvish*

legolas: *disbelieving reply, still in elvish*

aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!!

the rest of the men in helm’s deep:

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[oketra-the-cat]

poseidon explaining that he is the god of the sea

[occasionallydiverting]

feeling cute today. might commit acts of hubris

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

slop levels off the chart

[iamoutofideas]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[toobadthatsob]

[hirokazukoreeda]

FLEABAG rewatch | (1x01).

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[beauty-and-laughter]

[bace-jeleren]

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[veryfunnymemes]

[10mb]

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[sovietnam]

[lord-kitschener]

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[fuckslug]

why cat praised for being fat and covered in hair but not i

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening