Bees?

I don't even know to be honest, I'm just here

[james-spooky]

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[merely-trying-to-survive]

Dan: Before and After learning they have a show on 9/11

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[stagbeetleboy]

I was gonna describe Palpatine’s spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it

…Palpatine’s office is a womb right? Its where Sidious’ perfect apprentice is developed. He’s nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.

Like there’s really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.

He’s also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a mother’s love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and Padmé. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over Padmé.

Shmi’s child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk it’s just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. They’re in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.

Then there’s like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.

[bucketofdeltav]

...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.

[tlirsgender]

A really fun ballet thing is when they have like a bunch of actual child extras and also there's clearly some twink jumping around who's meant to also be a little boy but the role involves a level of dancing far too strenuous to make a kid do ethically. This isn't me nitpicking it's not a medium that's remotely focused on realism or whatever I just chuckle a little

[tlirsgender]

It's just really funny visually. To me. There'll be like children prancing in the background & this guy who's like 20 serving unfathomable cunt & he's supposed to be like 8

[tlirsgender]

[ID: tags from @frankly-alien that read, "#when i was a kid i was a tiny dancer and i can tell u the twink has a secondary job of making sure all the babies make it off the stage when #theyre supposed to #i got lost and too scared to get off ehen the next number started and i got airlifted by that man #dude just picked me up spun me around and then gently deposited me off stage and then told me be about ques #which i didnt understand bc i was four #but still #appreciate him" /end ID]

Aw wait that's cute. Thank you stage twink

[sunshine-tattoo]

When I was 9, I was in the local production of The Nutcracker.

I played a rat, which was hella fun.

Our job was to follow the Rat King (very much a 20 year old twink) and basically just do what he did.

On the other side were our friends playing the toy soldiers, who's job was follow the Nutcracker (also very much a 20 year old twink) and basically just do what he does.

And when the Nutcracker and Rat King have their sword fight, we dance around cheering for whatever side we were on.

One night, we were halfway through our performance and its going well. I have scurried around like a good little rodent and the swordfight has began.

But then, the Nutcracker's sword breaks!

He and the Rat King stand frozen for the longest second of my 9 year old life.

How will the fight continue???

But then in a fit of genius, my friend Allison, who was one of the toy soldiers, grabs her sword and throws it to the Nutcracker.

He catches it elegantly and the fight resumes.

The audience eats it up, thinking it was all planned.

Needless to say Allison was a hero for the next few days and even got a big hug from both Nutcracker Twink and Rat King Twink.

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[the-owl-tree]

i'll always make fun of how stupid the "born evil baby" trope is but truly it is such a wretched trope i hope it dies forever

[the-owl-tree]

it's like the perfect package of "child you are allowed to harm" and "easy way to not interrogate how commonplace child abuse is". thank goodness this child was simply born wrong, we never have to examine the conditions they grew up in.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[beardedmrbean]

[datasoong47]

[viralfrog]

[unsociablepotato]

Showing this to my draw of allen keys

[unsociablepotato]

Using a flint and steel to light a broken cigarette patched with tape