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i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

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SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[worflesbian]

had a dream last night that the hot new trek ship taking over tumblr was Julian/Janeway. 90% of the fan works were epistolary fic where Julian gets really into the idea of the doomed mission of voyager and sends Janeway fanmail once they re-establish contact, which rapidly turns into a steamy long-distance romance that brings them both much needed distraction from their respective spirals into depression and gives fans free reign to write Janeway going full cougar. and it was so hugely popular in my dream like every third post on the dash was about them

[redcheekdays]

#I think once a month Star Trek fans should randomly generate a pairing from all available characters #and spend that month posting nothing but that pairing #we could create some truly cursed shit #but in amongst that shit would be some true diamonds

i agree and i made a generator! if someone wants to do something with this please be my guest 🤗 https://perchance.org/trekrarepairs

[captainjanewayandtheunicorndog]

Aaaaaah Janeway and Bashir are two of my top three favourite characters in Trek, I don’t ship them at all but I would LOVE to read those imaginary fics. Also the couple generator gave me Harry Kim x Ezri Dax, and they would be a good secondary couple in these imaginary fics haha.

[lostyesterday]

I think it would have been pretty funny if 90’s Trek had done one singular major gay relationship that lasted over multiple episodes, but it was one that nobody wanted. Like what if Harry and Neelix suddenly got together in season 7 of Voyager.

[jonathanarcher]

[jonathanarcher]

there is not a unit of time currently in existence small enough that it could accurately measure just how fast archer would kill tuvix

[startrekswimsuitspecial]

It's getting hot in here! I'm happy to announce it's time for the FIFTH annual...

Are you sweaty? Are you craving ice cream? Are you down on Risa with nothing to read but the back of your shampoo bottle? Don't worry, because the Star Trek Swimsuit Special is here for your cooling summer entertainment!

How to participate: Give your Star Trek (any series) fave some splashy summer fun in a swim suit! Text and image based creations are invited. Send in your drawings, paintings, fanfics, collages, or whatever else you come up with. All skill levels welcome, no special qualifications required, just have fun and don't be shy!!

How to submit: Send your submission to this blog via dm.

Deadline: Submissions will be open until July 20th.

Release: The zine will release on July 26th. It will be available for free; any voluntary donations from readers will go to the Palestine Childrens Relief Fund.

So gather your towels and inflatables, put on your bathing suits, goggles and snorkels, and dive into Star Trek summer fun! Looking forward to your submissions 🌊🌊🌊

[s-trip-tease]

This title making shit is easy af!

[boppinbobby]

THE YAPPER

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[sack-of-yams]

tos is wild because they show women in the most objectifying uniforms imaginable then 30 seconds later pan over to kirk in tights with his tits out

[fred-the-dinosaur]

I'm assuming this is the episode op was thinking of but honestly it's kind of hard to narrow it down

[jadzeanna]

i'm like a trekkie virgil <- me when i have delusions of grandeur

[jadzeanna]

While Surak lived, his wiles would persist, And spread in waves, as from a fissile core, The very sort that brought me to your shores. Its very nature cannot let it cease Emission of its poisonous decay, Which can be stopped by shielding, or depleted, Or, if it reaches a receptive heart, Take refuge there, transforming what it finds To something of its own, emissive kind, Until it spreads beyond, and yet beyond, More hearts will bear its poison messenger, Until its very energy collects, And when too much for any to contain, Bursts forth, unfettered in destructive might Leaving no survivors.

in other words i'm having a normal time reading the aeneid

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[harrykim]

Star Trek: Enterprise 01.15 Shadows of P'Jem

[tposhi]

I wanted to make a gif of Travis making the snowman, but that happened offscreen, so here he's just being cute instead.

(star trek enterprise episode 1x08 breaking the ice)

[deepspacescully]

i truly believe in order to make peak star trek again you simply have to get a cast of actors who have only done theatre and nothing else. you can have one token TV Guy if you wish. but so help me god i need those aliens doing shakespeare up there

[captaincrusher]

Every January 30. Post lizard baby meme explosion.

[tposhi]

"16:9 aspect ratios mean actors aren't standing uncomfortably close"

[tposhi]

[triptucker]

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