made this blog on accident and can't delete it

…

[untoldtoad]

I'm like if a stoppable object met a movable force

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[no-one-offical]

‎

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[silence-offical]

‎

[untoldtoad]

‎

[charl0ttan]

thoughts on

please for the love of god turn them back off

[wineseller]

I used the money I got from selling wine to buy a storefront for my wine business

[wineconnoisseur]

I’m excited to stop by, I will bring money so I can buy some more wine from your new store

[wineseller]

Thanks I’m excited to see you soon

[hypersensationalism]

cream cheese bagel ending explained

[hypersensationalism]

i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[satan-offical]

Wobble wibble

[envoy-of-the-system]

Wobble wobble

[satan-offical]

Okay okay that's enough

[untoldtoad]

Wibble webble

[satan-offical]

Slow down

[untoldtoad]

Wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble

[satan-offical]

Wobble wibble

[envoy-of-the-system]

Wobble wobble

[satan-offical]

Okay okay that's enough

[untoldtoad]

Wibble webble

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Do you eat Mac and Cheese with a fork or a spoon?

Fork

Spoon

Spork

Knife

Chopsticks

Voting ended onMay 1

[whalesharkcat]

rotates you in my mind like this

[untoldtoad]

If I had 2 hundred dollars for each pixel in each fram in this video, I would have $0.07

[tea-n-whiskey]

I had to. Source

[kamiyu910]

[ironicallyironclad-deactivated2]

Are humans even real

[deleted-3948474758391-blog]

Accurate

[variou-very]

reblogging again bc if you, like me, love to send annoying bullshit to your friends i wrote down a version to copy and paste so you dont have to do what i did 

“Hey [name]! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates .”

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[samshepard]

[untoldtoad]

You know what screw you. *rearanges the all of your chromasome sequences into iambic pentameter*

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

[averyterrible]

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”