up--the--wolves

Sam. 24. Unhappily employed. Talks a lot of shit.

[lotr-shitposts]

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[itskyalenotkyle]

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

every pingu screenshot i see on tumblr is too crisp and clear when i was a kid i was watching pingu on a small crt tv. pingu should look like this

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[zzazu]

I think about this tiktok every day.

[mommy4sissyslut]

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

[privacx]

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[killue]

man this edible aint shit

[killue]

[littlestpersimmon]

but I always thought you were cool

[microsoftbob]

[shock]

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

relationship goals

[youlovetoseeit]

thank you shrek

[badassworms]

All of them

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

[juliaburnsides-blog]

the sound that just came out of my mouth-