Still Have A Tumblr Because I Enjoy Wasting Time

24, Canadian, bisexual, writer. I have a few talents but they have no real world application yet. I enjoy youtube more than is probably healthy, and black is my signature colour (yes I know it’s a shade but it’s a play on a quote from my favourite film)

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[curlyboys]

Chocolate Frog! 🐸 

[mousenemy]

This is so fucked up it just keeps going

[mysticsoldiersailorhylia]

@soulreaper22345

[mctreeleth]

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lemoniusopp]

no no no op, the correct question to ask is

HOW THE FUCK

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[quasi-normalcy]

I mean, it probably goes without saying, but the Found Family trope is so popular because so very many people are so terribly, terribly lonely

[sketchyfletch]

I adore the friends I do have immensely but god it would be nice to have like five people living nearby who I could call on for help or to hang out at any given moment

[fractally]

Found family, or, the villager impulse

[localgays2]

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

You know what? Fine. It’s been 5 years. Here’s the version you always wanted.

[adulthoodisokay]

THANK YOU

[kaijuno]

The most genius I’ve ever felt was when I was working in the physics lab. We had installed a camera at a pressure chamber window so we could watch a laser do pulse ablation on a metal plate. However, we had a problem no one could figure out; the laser would phase in and out on our live feed from the camera. The team was freaking out about the possibility of this 30k laser being defective and they were about to take apart the vacuum chamber when I was like “uh... guys? We’re firing the laser at 23 pulses per second.”

Mind you, I’m a sophomore at this point, working with 3 grad students and a professor. I’m at a point in my career where I can barely explain the math behind what research I’m actually doing.

The professor is like “.... Yeah? What about it?” And I explain: “Most cameras film at 24 frames per second. The laser looks like it’s phasing in and out because it’s out of phase with the camera” so we adjusted the pulse per second a bit until it was in phase and shockingly! It worked perfectly. The prof and the grad students just looked.. dumbfounded? And I guess camera fps rates aren’t common knowledge, at least to them. They treated me like I was the smartest person in the room even though the only reason I knew that information was from making gifsets of Pacific Rim when I was in high school

[mrsokiedoke]

Never say you have a lot of “useless knowledge”. It might mean that one day a room full of educated people are in awe of you.

[ashleysolsen]

EUPHORIA (2.06) A Thousand Little Trees of Blood

[clawsfangs]

the rush of validation i experience when the nurse looks at my arm and says “oh you have good veins” like yes my veins are so luscious and juicy stop or you’re gonna make my dick hard

[clawsfangs]

[faggottt]

me when my attitude goes away because i’m about to eat 

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[artkat]

HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

[guerrillatech]

[styro-sometimes]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[up-up-away]

That should have smashed their skulls in…Kevin stepped up his ruthless game

[everythingfox]

(via)

[timberwool]

T_T

[pocketphoenix]

Spa day

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[charmers]

[kyloren]

HERCULES 1997 | dir. Ron Clements, John Musker