Hyperactive Mind

☆just your average happy alien☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 All Hail The Pleiades.

[barbarashershey]

amazing,,

[les-miscellaneous]

Darcy: I am so in love with Miss Elizabeth I want to marry her

Darcy to Darcy: Tell her how horrible her family is

[dinuguan]

[mits-archive]

“I choose you,” I say. “Simon Snow, I choose you.”

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[livguini]

I made this to encourage people to go out and vote!

[parkxiaowu]

“Four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup…omelette, and marmalade. Thank you. I think that deserves a toast, don’t you? To Bridget…who can not cook, but who we love…just as she is. “

[cosmicwizdom]

91% people skip the first slice of bread, just because it’s ugly.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

  (via quotelounge)

 (via quotelounge)

NO this is so wrong it's not because it's ugly it's because it's this nasty thick crusty piece not the thin soft bread that I like so stop acting like there's some deep meaning there

[upbeat-alien]

Clinton: *makes an accurate claim about something Trump said or did*

Trump: *leans toward mic*

Me: hoe don't do it

Trump: wrong

Me: oh my god

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

[lotrlorien]

                                                         The Road goes ever on and on                                                         Out from the door where it began.                                                        Now far ahead the Road has gone.                                                          Let others follow, if they can!                                                         Let them a journey new begin

[ziimox]

people who prefer the 2005 pride and prejudice: the bbc version is good too! it’s a little harder to pay attention to, but i still liked it!

people who prefer the 1995 pride and prejudice: the cast of the 2005 p&p came to my house and MURDERED MY DOG. if you like the 2005 p&p you are SUPPORTING DOG MURDER

[matthewmacfadyencaps]

[halfagony-halfhope]

[upbeat-alien]

[upbeat-alien]

Meanwhile in potion class

Draco: This potion stinks like Potter!

Hermione: It's Amortentia Malfoy...

[lost-percy-blog]

Fri-end. Boyfri-end. Girlfri-end. Percy Jackson.

He has no ‘end’. Because when you think is all over, Rick Riordan writes another series.