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hello my name is Lily thank you for looking at my blog! ^u^

[ordinaryredtail]

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

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YALL... this came up on my dash because I follow the tag falcon, I meant THE falcon... not whatever this is

[ordinaryredtail]

this IS the falcon. The only falcon. Smh

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[maturina]

[rowkey]

Some quick mouse form/anatomy practice- gave ‘em BEES.

Definitely more to come. 8)  

Ballpoint pen and brush pen

[comixextra]

I ADORE THESE!!!!!!!!!!

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[insomniac-arrest]

Film Noir but all the genders are swapped. Like, *saxophone music plays*

A fiery young socialite walks into my office one night and he’s all legs. Wearing five-day old mascara and a shirt so low it would make angels weep. His bottom lip quivers and I don’t trust it. “Ya gotta help me, Lorna.”

I smoke five cigarettes at once. I had seen the murders of young men just like him every night on Bumblefuck St. The police don’t even bother to show up there and my name is on every criminal’s lips. I smoke another five cigarette and wash it down with whiskey-brandy-gin. The socialite with legs and also eyes is still looking at me.

I’m wet as an Irish speakeasy, but what else is new? I exhale smoke and finish the whiskey bottle. “I’ll take a look,” I relent. He exhales and I don’t trust that neither.

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[foolishandfurious]

[irregodless]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[shinobicyrus]

Yo ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[kilimiria]

Hand-painted wedding suit, 2020

I wanted something unique to wear to a wedding, so I painted a second-hand suit with symbols celebrating love, nature and the union of the Stars with the Moon. This took me about 30h to complete, but I love the result (More pics)

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[catgirl-kaiju]

Master post of my absolute favorite gifs of all time:

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personal additions

[milf-adjacent]

More personal additions, if ya like that kind of thing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valiant-stars]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[tinagrey]

Botticelli’s Venus as part of a slide show on buildings during the Festival of Lights in Lyon, France.

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[whenispeakicrossmyfingers]

This is the only vibe ✨

[arroz-con-yolo]

I’ve probably watched this 10 times in a row and that whipcrack sends me every time

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

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