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mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her

persianmom-deactivated20251026

love is a beautiful thing and although it can be painful I would encourage everyone to do it and do it often without the hesitation of "what if I get hurt?" you will get hurt but why is that so frightening? have you no trust in your own ability to be hurt and get over it? how silly when your whole life is a testament to your resilience

acquired-stardust

Kingdom Hearts Playstation 2 2002

vezsrar

transparent sneetly sniler

mousegirlheart

look at this absolute fool

antoniabishop

this would work on me

followthebluebell

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

barin-mclegg

You... called a cat Roomba?????

followthebluebell

Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

cosplayparental

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

followthebluebell

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1. i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand. His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand. i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis. also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to. in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7. the answer is 7. ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences.

BEE BOAT

cowboy bee boat

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me