Sgt. CoughDrop, do you wanna take this outside?

☢️ Hi, Im Uranium! ☢️ he/him | 25 | 🇲🇽🇺🇸 | probably high 🍃 | i fucking love Fallout and pompompurin | yapping in the tags a lot oops

[resident-idiot-simp]

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[virtualgirladvance]

[golden-retriever-husband]

If one of my friends says something rancid I will say aloud to them "Sims minus minus" and it never fails to hit the mark.

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[nightcorp]

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[dorothylarouge]

Superman says no gacha

[uraniummm-m]

does anyone have that post about someone trying to get into like.. a train conductor newsletter???? and stated their reasoning or company or whatever as autism???

[lopkelepke]

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.