[cynniminni]

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[kacey-luv]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[malibuklaus]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[squirtvalleyhistoricalsociety]

Rb to jerk off prev

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[the-quasar-hero]

Why do you blog?

Honor

Glory

Duty

Justice

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

[mjolklizard]

I swear

[martyreddie]

no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's every novel. That happens to me any time I manage to get more than four hours' sleep at once.

[karmajamie]

I love how this implies that we can ‘fix’ authors with an exorcism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah that sounds instinctually true to me. If we could remove the curse then my soul could rest.

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pointing out a crucifix to my Christian friend: "Hey, is that your Blorbo from the bible?"

[daftzilla]

Oh how I do enjoy a nice blasphemy on this wonderful morning!

[jaminbonbon]

[vintage-tigre]