beautiful burger

i hope you dont think of me as just the guy with the wilson profile pic but the philisophical and weird offputting guy with the wilson pfp... he/it/ze/buzz

[beachdruggs]

girl your bob..

[fernytickle]

Jemaine Clement in The Times (28/5/26)

[frailbug]

[basilleef26]

my friend started making stupid fanedits so i started making stupid fanedits... ofc my first edit had to be the big sillies set to russian roulette by red velvet

[flerns]

im collecting them

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[chemsexholmes]

Basically this is the best way to watch star trek

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of extremely satisfying pets

[etcstims]

Binturong snack | source 🍅

[despazito]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[xanaxfarts]

BlackBerry Tour 9630 in Chrome Green (2009)

[nomisong]

only people in a high school to go to 2007 prom as a throuple because they're all single but have all had weird/awkward sexual experiences with each other separately and they just stand in the corner for the first hour and at one point during that hour kristen brings up the topic of whether or not gay marriage should be legalized out of nowhere to break the awkward silence/bring up homosexuality and bret just responds by asking what her favorite flightless bird is to change the subject and like 5 minutes later jemaine goes to the bathroom for like 10 minutes and kristen is like is jemaine ok and bret is like um i'll go check on him so he leaves and finds jemaine having a panic attack in a stall because it just dawned on him that he's never really been attracted to women and he'll probably never have the life he expected and while bret is coming out as bisexual to jemaine and telling him how scared he is all the time in the bathroom kristen sits down in some corner to wait disappointed because she knows there's no way she's going to get them to make out in front of her so she gets her fujo on by writing death note fanfiction in her notebook which she brought with her in her chicken purse vibe

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i save this every single time it appears on my phone because

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]