[albtraumer]

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

[iraffiruse]

[wafflehousegay]

every season of stranger things steve harrington loses more brain cells and gains more children

[itistimetodisappear]

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

[nymph1e]

You didn’t have to say it with words

[possesstiel-deactivated20190818]

Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!

[tyleroakley]

did you think i’d be dead or something

[blue-mew]

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[raddarc]

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

[queerautism]

This is a fucking power move

[sadgirlaes]

my body: hey ummm i’m a little hungry…..,,.,……. maybe…,… feed me?…?..,,.,.,. pl..,.,… please..?…,.,.

me:

[hungwy]

fuck fuck fuck just ate 4 vitamin gummies instead of 2. well good bye

[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

shakespeare woke up everyday and he said “well. time to write another role for david tennant.”

[imanes]

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[starlightandtears]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[charlesoberonn]

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

[hileavemealoneplease-deactivate]

[candiikismet]

Omg

[iandthou-hereandnow]

I mean I get it but isnt this kind of racist?

[starlightandtears]

No.

[idioticteen]

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

MAJOR FLASHBACK

[twofingerswhiskey]

what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore

how long have i been out of school

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.