TO YOU, THE HATER, THE NON-BELIEVER, THE PERSON WITH EYES,
THIS LETTER SERVES AS A CEASE AND DESES (YES, DES ESES, WE CAN’T AFFORD SPELLCHECK) FROM JELLYPAWS, INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED SIMS MESH ARTIST, PART-TIME LEGAL AUTHORITY, FULL-TIME VICTIM.
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION (VIA ANONS, MUTUALS, AND PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE) THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CRUELLY, MALICIOUSLY, AND ACCURATELY CLAIMING THAT JELLYPAWS USES AI TO MAKE HER SIMS MESHES.
THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THAT.
THEY LOOK LIKE THAT BECAUSE:
• HER PC SOUNDS LIKE A JET ENGINE
• BLENDER CRASHES EVERY 6 MINUTES
• AND POLYGONS ARE EXPENSIVE IN THIS ECONOMY
ANY SIMILARITY TO AI IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE THE MESHES HAVE:
• FACES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY’RE THINKING
• AND AURA OF “GENERATED AT 3AM”
YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO STOP SAYING IT’S AI AND START SAYING “WOW, THAT’S JUST HER STYLE.”
FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN:
• A 12 PARAGRAPH TUMBLR POST
• A THREAT TO “TAKE THIS TO MY LAWYER” (HER FRIEND WHO ONCE WATCHED SUITS)
BECAUSE JELLYPAWS HAS BILLS TO PAY.
A NEW PC THAT CAN ACTUALLY RUN BLENDER WITHOUT WHIMPERING.
SO INSTEAD OF “SPREADING LIES,” YOU SHOULD BE:
• AND THANKING HER FOR HER SACRIFICE TO THE SIMBLR COMMUNITY
EVERY TIME YOU SAY “THIS LOOKS LIKE AI,” A GRAPHICS CARD DIES.
EVERY TIME YOU REBLOG WITHOUT DONATING, HER RENDER TAKES 14 HOURS LONGER.
THIS LETTER IS LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE WE SAID IT IN A SERIOUS FONT.
(HER, HER ALT, AND HER MOM)
“CREATORS OF MESHES, DRAMA, AND FUNDRAISERS”
"THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THAT" sent me, thank you anon lmao