nope

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[globoblorbo]

......he was my bf too, op.

This is me trick or treating with my Screaming Joe back in 1999. I was a princess and he was my prince. I dragged him around the whole neighborhood.

Photographic evidence of early abnormal blorbofication behavior.

[usabo89]

Wobbledogs

Lil Broski. Small and teal. ^FE31BDC1<a0A9C:7BUa=6^4CF1086CCF:10F1361^d30B6070711KB935LCbD9CC^14j<510E588F7C0Aa10111062B27Ca=A<307cB10;4:4F65F;<=;7:a=c:0cc3a:aa4D053BFB8b10b:aC830a=E;FD1F77:ab225EFFb:98YDFF4098C^a3037F^FFa1FFF^I1F^FR7F^06FPE<.F2^b;P1PE5A1E0FL:cSd9271aF D0:I0O91bEF8809298FE6<7^F5bEth0364caD9E14e2B9BF61<CFBC82EF111dD5

[usabo89]

Wobbledogs

Choccy Milk looks like a grey/brown spotted cow. They also have bat wings, six legs, and a big curly puffy tail. CAAC0b03E0Fa;F40aY2^61AA012^26ECF102FF.F891B1D=a^C402FE=8^5C0FD3C0kB84B2E<33FB0C00F18A18019B1:7FC5<C1F196lc6Cc:1:a2C;3d602::ca6Cb:0F2<^==085c=CF4c30725b9c;a=c0:F4a;0<3F617bF5^7E1B<2CEb<F0DFF1FE3^C40c5F2PFF<B FPhiFU3187^1cEC104<^D8-;DB3yac20M1DE0EAC:ch03E1cEBbF3^aAdF0E810aa93<189F05B32F0B1aE5C7PDF2B8F3CoF^79AC1

[usabo89]

Wobbledogs

I want to share some wobbledogs I've made.

This is Jimmy. He has bat wings, six legs, and a big tail.

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[everythingfox]

the earsss

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[a7xing-forever]

Who wore it better?

[hellfurby]

The man himself, Texas Toast, in all his glory.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[water---damage]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ7shqhT/

[ffrriiddaayy]

this is the best tiktok i've ever seen in my life.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O.O

A M A Z I N G

[fuzzy-furby-on-a-string]

Long furby Species guide

I keep seeing a bunch of different types of long furbies, and I started categorizing them in my head-

So since I’m bored, I thought I’d make a post for it.

EDIT: I made a part 2, which can be found here

Each species has subspecies including

Spine or spineless

Material type

Etc.

But Without further ado...

Classic Long

common

Body is like a tube, with feet at the bottom

Greatest length variety

Examples: Original long furby from @furbyfuzz and Thursday Boy Porridge from @strange-aeons

Caterpillar

Very rare

Typically around 3ft

Multiple pairs of feet going down the belly section

Example is from boots-with-the-furb on Instagram

Centipede

Very rare

Have pairs of legs going down the sides of the body

Often no feet

Body tapers at end

Examples: from @lumeneas and me bc I can’t find very many different examples o o f

Humanoid/long legged

Uncommon

Have human like hands or other other body parts

May have pair of long legs as well

Examples: Buttered Noodle from @buttered-noodles and Handsome Ryan from @well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now

Mobius/double headed

Extremely rare

Have 2 heads, one on either side of a tube-like body

Example: from @furbyrights

Wide

Legendary, possibly a myth

Long furby, but wide instead of long

Artist’s depiction by @par-vollen

And there we go! Please tell me if I missed anything, or if you find credit for me to add. I know there’s more, however these are the species I could come out with-

I hope this helps you all make the right choice if considering summoning a long furby

[fuzzy-furby-on-a-string]

Long Furby Species Guide Part 2

So, soon after posting part one of the guide, I was flooded with various new species I had yet to discover. But, I had already hit tumblr’s photo limit, so I had to make a whole new post.

Part 1 can be found here

Well, let’s begin-

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Chonk

Rare

Similar length as classic long, but has has much more width

Close relatives to the wide furby (see last post)

Examples: Gigantor from long.furby.fam on Instagram and Chumby from @fattyfurby

Merby

Rare, but becoming more common

Often have fish or mermaid-like tail

Can have fins

Examples: Shrimp from @corpsebod and Lord Xavier Leonardo from @biblicalbi

Winged

Rare

Have large wings on back or side

Similar to classic long

Example: Count Chocula from boots-with-the-furb on Instagram

Animorph

Very rare

Have long bodies with features resembling other animals

Examples: Leon from @furbsplosion and from Ebay

Finger furb

Smaller version of classic

Tend to be less than 1 foot long

Often made of felt or needlefelted

Example from long.boy.furbs on Instagram

Other

Ultra rare

Very low population (about 1), so can’t be considered full species

Would be considered genetic mutations/adaptations

Examples: Wormby from @fubbygunk and Picnicholas from @bubbly-fubbly

And that’s it for now! There were a TON of examples I couldn’t put in, sadly. Please tell me if you can think of another species, or if you find any credit for me to add-

[snpsnpsnp]

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves in my new favourite image of All Time / basically what Lars Von Trier takes two to four hours to capture with every try.

[tikkety-tok]

Bringing country back 😌

[autisticexpression]

Nature is healing

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[seventhtrumppet]

[catchymemes]

[breakfast-sandwich-deactivated2]

What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and I’ve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And that’s kind of it

Like the average adult needs about 8 hours of sleep every night, so that cuts your 24 hours to 16 right off the bat.

You’re working for 8 hours, so 8 left.

But you actually work 8 to 5 at most offices, not 9 to 5, and that lunch is basically just long enough to retrieve food and eat. 7.

It took you 20 minutes to shower this morning, 10 to get dressed, and 45 to make a bowl of oatmeal and eat it. We’ll say 15 to get your stuff together and out to your car. 5 and a half.

You get home and have to cook dinner, 30 minutes min for that, probably more like an hour, so somewhere between 5 and 4.5 hrs left. And then you’ve got to eat it, 30 minutes if you’re being healthy about it.

So at best you’ve MAYBE got 4/4.5 hours left every week day and that’s assuming you ran exactly zero errands, didn’t stop by the gym after work, didn’t have to stay late, have a wicked fast transition time between tasks AND a commute of like 5 minutes by car. If you have to go to the store after a quick run at the gym, pick your kids up from soccer across town, and you factor in a 30 minute commute both ways, you’ve got enough free time for like one episode of show Monday through Friday. And weekends have got to be for cleaning the house and going to visit your mom for a few hours.

When do you write, or paint, or read or sew or go on hikes? When do you go on spur of the moment adventures with your wife and try to perfect your grandma’s soda bread? What happens when it rains on Saturday after being sunny all the rest of the week so you can’t go to the zoo that day and you don’t have enough money for the museum? Why are we all just content to postpone our whole lives, put off “happy” and “healthy” for a miniscule amount of extra value we’re producing for someone else?

And it’s also a thing that fascinates me about hustle culture like. When do y'all rest? When do sleep and food happen? How do you make 3 different jobs work without dying?

Idk idk like I said I’m real fucked up about it. It amazes me that more office workers aren’t great big socialists because we have this miserable job where we’re monitored constantly and just have to sit. Still. And maintain focus on ONE THING for EIGHT HOURS in a BORING GRAY ROOM with exactly two short breaks at designated times and I just?? How does that not suck for literally everyone else?? You said yourself, Angie, you’re useless after 3 pm so just?? Organize with me and negotiate for shorter days??? Like you’re literally already only producing 6 hours of value, you don’t need to be sitting there for longer than that.

[mckitterick]

…then add the Neurodivergent Tax of taking more time to do these things and recovery time afterward, and you’re looking at a deficit that has to come from somewhere