I’m So Gay

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[comixextra]

@johnlarian I'M LOSIN IT

[deirdreskye]

The plan: a gay sex dungeon that is completely free of kink.

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[cuddlesomeone]

what do we think the lil scritches on dragon ball character's cheeks are meant to represent

cheekbones? lower eyelids? blush? shadow?

[alldragonballstuff]

They represent cuteness

[cuddlesomeone]

[roboticoperatingbud]

Cheltenham Bold Italic

[ostolero]

[grawly]

[ostolero]

[press-any-key-to-continue]

[sleepy-bebby]

[sailorsenshigifs]

[smegmafactory4ever]

[toskarin]

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

[toskarin]

I thought you were all shitposting

[dualboot-dollbot]

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

[toskarin]

are we watching the same show

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

[headspace-hotel]

What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet

[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

[stormcrow513]

@thebibliosphere is actually married to mothman

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

And we all know that if you see something, no you didn't.

Meaning cryptids but like, also cops.

[i-am-a-fish]

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

[plaindepressed]

YOU SUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

[rooted-in-the-dirt-deactivated2]

Love wins

[romanceyourdemons]

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

[romanceyourdemons]

here she is!

[ID: a sculpture of a chinese cabbage carved from a piece of two-tone white-and-green jadeite, resting on an intricate wooden stand /end ID]

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[camaelczarka]

Louis dressing Lestat:

Armand dressing Lestat:

Lestat dressing himself: