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Hello there! 30F / Otome Lover / Farm w me online

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Do you cook?

Xavier: I made a cake once.

Jeremiah: Yeah, it was good.

Xavier: Really?

Jeremiah: Don’t make me lie twice, Xavier.

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[divinesong]

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

[bauliya]

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

[bonk-koy]

This both killed me and payed for the service.

[katsurisuet]

Ahhh I love him so much!

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[aleatoryw]

the reason Jenny Nicholson's review of the starcruiser hotel is so damning imo is that she went in completely non-cynically. if you've watched her previous videos it's apparent she loves both star wars and theme parks; she's basically the ideal customer for an experience like this. she was clearly trying to engage with the story elements and experience everything the trip had to offer, she likes kitschy animatronics and special effects - and she still had such a bad time! it's blatantly obvious the actual customer experience was an afterthought to things that would make good photo ops and tiktoks, and the whole trip relied on the functionality of an app that seems thrown together last minute. as someone who also loves star wars and theme parks, it's a real let down - but this is basically what disney has been doing since they bought the star wars ip, so I guess I'm not surprised.

[mountainstackedwithfear]

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[circusofdelirium]

"I apologize for interrupting your walk but I must make you aware that your shoe is untied."

You look down and notice your shoe is in fact untied as he stated.

"Oh shoot. Not again. Thank you for letting me know."

You go down on one knee before him to tie it but Pierrot walks by to see you do that and instantly gets the wrong idea.

Ticket Taker looks over at him and looks confused for a moment, then realizes how this looks like and quickly acts.

"I decline your proposal." He says in a tone loud enough for Pierrot to hear.

You look up at him in confusion. "Uh what?"

[chimielie]

i hate drunk confession trope. i would tell my oven i loved it if i was drunk. i don’t believe you

[chimielie]

i love you all

[gokusclit]

[anglaised]

i been following meg since her debut in the rap scene and i’ve literally watched in real time men in the rap get angrier and more resentful towards her bc she wouldn’t sleep with xyz rapper like her whole thing of hot girl summer sparked so much misogynistic controversy there is genuinely no way to seperate loud hatred of her from misogyny atp like it is that deep to me if u hate that girl u r a misogynist bc she deadass dont be doing nothing like shes rlly the one celeb where she deadddd don’t do shit to nobody

[panteneprovcommercial]

At this point there could be a video of Megan Thee Stallion hitting a man with her car I wouldn't even need to hear her out

[mokitobear]

pathetic man alert

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

[killl-ka]

They both hide from Pierrot.

(Click for a better quality!!! tumblr hates cool brushes)

[pvtaaaa]

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]