Local Cult Leader

Useless Pendant

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[wintymute]

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

telling a boymoder she'd make a good wife and her only refutation is that you'd make a bad husband. ok girl you know you can be a lesbian right.

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[ntrider]

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

[ntrider]

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

[dj-hyperbaedel]

How I be showing up to places just to hear that I look "masculine"

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it