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heartsnmagic

solestella

Good night.

“Dress” -Taylor Swift

ko-fi l commissions

#supercorp

lostinthelegs

Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

daftpatience

sorry i had toooooo draw them

xxcosmicaura

remember kids

tittyblade

art by @vhsdogs !

dslur

life is painful but women are hot

cheaphalloweencostume

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

cheaphalloweencostume

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

cheaphalloweencostume

i cant fucking do this

kleefkruid

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

kppigpen

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.