Nothing Much

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[g-lauben-blog]

[sixpenceee]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[eternyte-deactivated20210209]

[muddysocks]

[atavratsigara]

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[studentlifeproblems]

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[greenbaconsmoothie]

Me: hey in response to an event I'd like to experience an Emotion please

My brain: do you want all of the emotion?

Me: what? No just like a regular amount of emotion

My brain turning a dial from 0 to 10: you got it buddy! One full rage episode in response to a minor inconvenience coming right up!

[aspd-official]

Excuse you, I’m allowed to be as edgy as I want I have a doctors note

[sunlaire]

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[florescentlcvesickness]

[nortedamn]

[alpramazepine]

hating yourself while also believing you're better than god himself is cluster b culture

[yesbpdbabe-deactivated20210115]

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath