if you the trick then i'm the treat

Miles. Bay Area. Snapchat:milesahsen IG: mileywhatsgewd

[dontliveinthefuture]

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

[anarchocunt]

What about gingers?

[notevenhereanyway-deactivated20]

Carrie

[anarchocunt]

[digitalisnarcissus]

It's Internet Explorer's last day, so it's mandatory to post this relic.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Love wins

[funnyandwittyname]

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

men?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[trainthief]

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

[trainthief]

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave 

[thepunkypunk]

Happy pride month to that rat

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

[whatiwillsay]

bro what the fuck 😕

[mossywetlog-deactivated20251007]

That's fucking horrifying actually, they basically called her up with a threat

[doomydain]

A flail-axe?

By @jacobwitzling on TikTok

[kedreeva]

Someone in the replies went on a long lecture that ultimately asked what makes this any better than a normal double sided axe with a handle and the answer is: because it looks cool and is rare. I've seen a lot of people chopping wood with a normal axe and it's pretty alright (sometimes it's very good). I've chopped wood with a normal axe and I hated it, but if I can chop wood with a normal axe most people can do that. But I've only seen one person chop wood with a flail axe, and it looked cool, and I certainly couldn't do that, and I don't think many other people could do that either.

Also because a flail axe is MUCH more effective at causing me to go away than a normal axe. If I saw someone on the opposing team wielding this in a battle, I would simply leave. I would be finished with that battle. The person using this thing is either skilled and in control enough with it to be effective or mad enough to think they are (and let's face it the latter is more likely), and either one of those is too dangerous for me. No thank you! I will be stabbed with a normal sword at a later date.

[kedreeva]

People in the tags Getting it now

Bonus:

[primarining]

Post gandalf big naturals

[gay-pippin]

what else do you command of me

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[curlymcclain]

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

[curlymcclain]

exact opposite energy

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[aichu-dechu]

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[garbuge]

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

They're a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

[digitaldiscipline]

MSG (more substantial gender)