mybeloathed

i know what i’m doing, i promise please believe me ;-; [any pronouns]

[justcakethanks]

Rocky never skips leg day

[stick-eridian-collection]

laughed

[owenology]

what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

[st-dionysus]

woem woem

[yellow-cat]

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[usernamesmybeloathed]

just asked a friend if a text of mine read like a tumblr post and I got told yeah but also that it just reads how i speak.

i speak like a tumblr post and the worst part is i cant even deny it

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[wingedprincessheart]

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[orteil42]

i barely ever release games anymore i just come on here and post "hello everyone please close your eyes and imagine what if i made something beautiful" and people in the replies go wow sir yes beautiful so beautiful

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

All three of my deer were out at the porch together today, I can’t believe momma deer finally brought her baby over

[creekfiend]

looking at diagrams of the autonomic nervous system at the doctor's office like "the human body is a miracle (derogatory)"

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hahah

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.