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[orpheuspilled]

They call me dvd normal im gods most man and you could park a horse in my brain with how stable i am

[ladzarus]

we as a collective are not taking full advantage of “take your child to work day” and have willis steal bruce wayne’s tires with jason

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[arcade-confetti]

Jason can have age gap relationships with people older than him as a treat but first i need dc and people to Actually Acknowledge Its An Age Gap instead of acting like he's Dick's age. Or older. Dc should remember Jason is closer to Tim's age and tbh if they did i dont think they'd keep doing this. I dont like that Tim's the little brother and Jason's the raunchy bad boy when Dick isnt available. I can work with it in universe as part of the fact people constantly adultify jason and see him as way older but man am i Tired. And dont get me started on when Jason gets shipped with people his age and gets called a groomer. What if i beamed jason todds age into the mind of everyone in the world

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[lustcannibalism]

I’ve blocked people I should have shot in the head

[elleldoe]

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

[corvidaemnit]

every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

[flanbolt]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[maykitz]

every farming game i've ever played had an npc family with an unromanceable wife, where's the game that'll let me break up that marriage and then have strained interactions with her ex husband in our cozy village with a population of 12

[crashout-cain]

Thinking about the fucked up lobotomy plot in Gotham War and what a missed opportunity that was for Jason. That could have been the trigger for a genuine, return-to-form, Villain Era Sequel for him. We could've had a Serial Killer Jason Renaissance. A Jason with Fucked Up Plots. It was the perfect chance to split him from the Batfamily (you don't need the others to actually be responsible for this for Jason to turn against them after something this destabilizing). And what did we get? Forgiveness.

[goodchild]

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

“Huntress is too violent!!” She’s got to grade midterms by tomorrow and answer student emails, God forbid a woman release some stress on people trying to shoot her.

[theonion]

Beating himself up over a lifetime of wasted energy, a local hummingbird confirmed Tuesday that he felt like a huge fucking idiot after he saw a hawk gliding above him with close to no effort all. “What the hell am I doing continuously flitting around like a complete maniac?” said the male hummingbird, adding that his life would be so much easier if he simply let an air current carry him hundreds of miles and barely moved his goddamn wings at all.

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