FUCK, I gotta change all this shit too???

My name's Tyler and I'm kinda lazy

[dilfosaur]

late happy birthday to @onsta uwuwuwuwuwuwu

[serfuzzypushover]

im putting way too much effort into what was supposed to be doodles of y'all's least faves

[catchymemes]

[s0ckh3adstudios]

WE'RE GETTING THAT SEASON BABYYYY

[visceralvermin]

*LOUD JOYOUS SCREECHING*

[teenjournalist]

A flash flood warning is in effect as heart-broken man is expected to cry late into the night

[thermporia-deactivated20250914]

[generaln0m]

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[nessa007]

hallmark doesn’t even try lmao

[racethewind10]

#I mean it's entirely intentional?#they know their audience#their audience wants variations upon a theme but not too much variation because the familiarity breeds comfort#on this site which functions as the social features of Ao3 we should be able to recognize this#it's basically Christmas bigbang hetero edition sorry @amatterofcomplication these cannot be left in the tags

[veeranger]

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

[cramorant600]

Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here

[cramorant600]

This guy. This makes me so happy

[pitbolshevik]

I dont actually care what people call themselves like it's none of my business but yall have got to realize that saying "actually gay people can totally fuck people of the opposite gender" isn't really a radical statement when gay people are constantly being pressured by cishets to do exactly that

[pitbolshevik]

like i 100% understand that sexuality can be really complicated for some people. i am one of those people, so trust me i get it, but you've gotta stop making posts about how its totally cool and radical for lesbians to fuck men or for gay men to fuck women and then getting mad when gay people are understandably very fucking uncomfortable with that concept

[pitbolshevik]

this was in fact not an invitation to tell me all the reasons it's actually totally progressive and cool for lesbians to sleep with men (for some reason it's literally always lesbians. i haven't seen a single person mention gay men.) that is, once again, not a radical idea. straight people have been pushing that shit since forever. that's literally my entire point here

[jillyyfish]

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

[hollowboobtheory]

not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

[furbypurrs]

I got sick in addition to my multiple chronic illnesses so here's beesechurger giving me a collection of medications 💊

[lioncircus]

Gonna b2 honest I'm really high on med now but prescribed andnworking so well to cure nightmare symptomm wooooowww and cure some heart symptommm

[lioncircus]

Shabba

[lioncircus]

I'm not medicated anymore but I guess this is my shabbat thread now #shabbatshalom

[lioncircus]

SHABBAT SHALOM AND L'SHANA TOVA🦁🧿🙏✡🎉

[lioncircus]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IVE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR A MONTH AND IM STILL IN CONSTANT DEBILITATING PAIN😭😭😭😭SHABBAT SHALOM ✡🦁‼

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom I'm not in constant agony anymore bc they prescribed me opioids for 1 week yippeee

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom I dont have time for a proper shabbat tonight Help

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom YAYYY today thanks to my medicine I was in only a level 3 pain for a few hours...it was really beautiful....I'm happy to be alive

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom again my friends

[lioncircus]

I'm running out of comedic objects and little guys to put in these photos shabbat shalom

[lioncircus]

Shabba

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom I now have a sizable amount of anime boys to join me

[lioncircus]

Shabbat shalom tonight we got the salad from 7/11

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[gooseworx]

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!