[sad--beep]

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[enki2]

[ironedorchid]

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[pencilcomics]

[3000s]

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[delphinidin4]

omg 2005/2006. When all our parents, who had been telling us for YEARS to never use our real names on the internet, suddenly all got facebook accounts and started using their real names on the internet like it was totally normal. Complete mental whiplash. Before then, it was WEIRD to use your real name on the internet. Like, people who did that were weirdos.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: initial tweet by Mini Modu, @ MinModulation, that says "The idea of the internet as a third space for co-identities, 'avatars', 'pseudonyms', doesn't really exist for normies. They love selfies and I.Ds--the net is purely a marketing platform for their Face, like the mall. They lo..." the tweet gets cut off as it's retweeted by SuRge, @ SRG_Works, who adds "The fact that normies never embraced the idea that the 'net was a great place to have 'alter egos' and just be free from insane societal pressure really is wild. Instead they used the Internet to double down and make it for non-conformists to escape." End I.D]

[sunderwight]

It really is difficult to describe how bizarre that felt, isn't it?

Like imagine you spend most if not all of your childhood hearing "don't feed the bears" and all the reasons why that's a terrible idea. So okay you agree, while life might sometimes present the temptation to feed some bears it's a bad idea and you'll never do it. Still plenty of ways to enjoy nature, after all!

Then one morning you wake up and all the adults and organizations who spent so much time and energy on hammering home that you never, ever, ever feed the bears, are enthusing over this new Bear Feeding Park! Where all you do all day long is go feed bears! And absolutely you must get to the Bear Feeding Park and start hanging out there and throwing parties there and feeding bears, making sure all the important milestones of your life or even just mundane things feature, to some extent, a visit to Bear Feeding Park. Where you feed bears.

And you're like... well, if nothing else, is it somehow less dangerous to feed bears now? The answer to which is no. Not at all. Bear attacks skyrocket to an all-time high and stay there. Somehow this does not actually seem to deter anyone. You suggest that maybe this is a sign that Bear Feeding Park is a bad idea and people are like, oh no, we just need to find other ways to stay Bear Aware. We can't give up going to Bear Feeding Park, after all! You can't get hired unless you've got a good reputation at Bear Feeding Park!

Yeah I'm still not over it. What in the good goddamn fuck, actually.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: How A Nerpa Sleeps

[importantcatpics]

[bonivers]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[bonivers]

[raptorofwar]

[singlesilverearring]

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

[gffa]

ART OF THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK BY RALPH MCQUARRIE

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[standwithdaanes]

a glossary of lesser known alt right dogwhistles (from this Reddit thread)

emojis in display names/bios: 🌲 (very common among right wingers with environmentalist or agrarian tendencies), ⚡ (resembles SS bolts), ᛉ (the Algiz rune, a common symbol among Nazi occultists), ▐┛(a symbol i've seen among self-styled fascists, not sure of its name/origin), ⚒️ (used by pro-worker right wingers, nazbols, strasserists, conservative socialists, and people of that sort), 🛡️ (tbh I'm unsure of its meaning in right wing communities but I've seen the shield emoji commonly used among them), Σ (symbol for integralism, i think)

acronyms: ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government), GAE (Globalist American Empire), and GNC (Global N***** Communism)

adding random "0”s in the middle of words (e.g. “Hitl0r”) - I think this is one of the many trends started by Bronze Age Pervert, aka BAP, a cult figure on the online right whomst'd've i will mention multiple times here

“actual idealist” (this is a school of philosophical thought developed by Giovanni Gentile, the OG fascist. i have been informed that this is not synonymous with fascism, and it is possible to be an actual idealist without being a fascist. however fascists often call themselves this)

"attaq" (instead of spelling it normally as "attack") - "its explicit attaq on nw evropean heritage" - @ AnimusoftheWest

"bioleninism" (short for Biological Leninism, associated with the neoreactionary/NRx community) - "Bioleninism? more like homocolonialism" - @ 0x49fa98

British Empire nostalgia (particularly among the British alt right sphere) - "The world was a better place when Britain was running it" - @ NxlAnglo

literally anything associated with chadnet.org

“christ is king” (not always part of the *alt* right specifically but almost always signifies a right wing persuasion)

Dark MAGA (a meme format, typically used by people who are more radically right wing than Donald Trump)

"dissident"/"samizdat" (people in the alt right will often refer to themselves in this fashion; in fact, within the community the term "dissident right" is much more popular than "alt right." the term samizdat originated in the Eastern Bloc and it referred to a specific form of dissident activity; secretly publishing/distributing literature that was banned for political reasons (which was very much varied in terms of political content), but in its current usage it has been appropriated and overtaken by specifically the alt right.)

Faustian spirit - "I don't know man, there are people like that - people who have this thing called a "faustian spirit" - who just drop everything to partake in conflicts just because it calls to them somehow." - @ Tinkzorg

Fiume references (references to the Free State of Fiume that lasted between 1920-1924, fascists love that shit. For example if someone describes themselves as a "Fiumean" they're probably fash)

"frens" (sometimes, much of the time it's just an innocent quirky spelling of "friends" but if combined with Pepe memes / "frogposting" it's very likely an alt right dogwhistle) - "Help me find my frens!" - Literally the entirety of right wing twitter

"frogs" (in group signaling used by members of the Frogtwitter community towards one another)

Greco-Roman sculptures (sometimes, tho ppl who use this kinda imagery could also just be vaporwave fans)

references to Hyperborea (according to Esoteric Nazis this is where Trve Aryans descend from or something like that)

"I just want the trains to run on time" (Mussolini reference and one of the better-known fascist dogwhistles on this list)

Julius Evola quotes ("revolt against the modern world," "ride the tiger," "Pagan imperialist," to name a few examples)

"Latinx" (no I'm so serious people on the alt right are appropriating "Latinx" and using it as a derogatory term towards people of Latino/a/@ ethnicity)

"millions must die"/"millions must perish"/"millions must ..." (this is a meme in right wing spaces as i understand it)

“no more brother wars!” (usually a white supremacist dogwhistle, white people being referred to as "brothers" in this case)

norwood (I'm not exactly sure what this is supposed to refer to, my best guess is that it's a reference to the Norwood scale but I'm honestly not completely sure. anyway right wingers use it all the time for some reason) - "My Norwood in Hitler" - a few people so far

our guy (in group signaling which originated on /pol/, also commonly stylized as /ourguy/) - "One of /ourguys/, a tiny account, got doxed." - @ 0x49fa98

a fixation on physiognomy (ascribing personality traits to certain traits in appearance) or otherwise treating it like science

"post fizeek" (attributed to fans of Bronze Age Pervert, an intentional misspelling of "post physique")

"pozzed" (this originally was a shortcut for "HIV positive" but in right wing speak it refers generally to the influence of diversity/'wokeness'/'political correctness') - "The Kali Yuga is too far along: it’s not possible to be “normal” anymore. The culture is too pozzed. Especially for Gen Z." - @ CaligulaHorse39

#ProSlaveryTwitter

making raw eggs/raw milk a central tenet of one's persona (more often than not these types of people are far right or adjacent to the far right)

references to Ray Peat (a biologist, dietitian, and cult figure on the online far right, edit: despite not having right wing politics himself)

“opposition activist” - "Opposition Activist. Proud member of the National Globalist Democratic Equity Party (member no. 542)." - @ CityBureaucrat

soyjACKs (the soyjak meme in itself isn't an alt right dogwhistle, but I've only ever seen the soyjACK meme used by people on the far right. its most common iteration is known as "t*****jak" which is, well, quite blatantly transphobic... also huge tw for a suicide depiction in case you're thinking about looking this up) - "Napoleon destroying the Holy Roman ACKpire at Austerlitz was one of the most providential moments in history." - @ MogTheChungus

"TND," "TFD," "TTD" (idk what this means but thank you u/soffocatoredizog for bringing this to my attention) - "TND... TFD.... TSD.... TKD... TTD... TCD..." - @ Oval _ Opal _ (edit: now I know. TND means "total n***** death," and I assume the rest of the acronyms in this family also refer to wishing for the total death of other marginalized groups.)

"vital living," "vitalist" (refers to a specific subset of the right wing online space, particularly right wing bodybuilders, often abbreviated as "rwbb")

"wat means" (attributed to fans of Bronze Age Pervert) - "I keep attracting Catholic girls despite being a fervent Protestant, wat means?" - @ AngloPlayboy

“westernkind” (I presume another way of referring to however the alt right defines "white people") - "Friend of Westernkind. Globalism is satanic." - @ wayotworld

“…” (i'm serious, just an ellipsis in quotation marks. right wingers use this as a generic photo caption on twitter a lot)

[starlight-shadowbanned]

I wasn’t familiar with most of these but I do see “Christ is King” commented on Jewish videos a lot.

Another one is “271,000” or “271k,” this is a Holocaust denialist conspiracy theory where they believe only 271,000 Jews were killed in the Holocaust.

[onionsandleeks]

Also just want to note here, Soyjak is *ABSOLUTELY* an alt right meme right from the very start. It's just that it, along with the chad shit and "reject modernity, embrace tradition" type memes, ended up becoming normalized as it got picked up by normies not in the know. This article about Soyboy doesn't really properly get into it (Know Your Meme rarely seems to properly acknowledge the full context and implications of some of its memes) but a lot of this is connected to the incel/alpha male/manosphere bullshit, with the (false) belief that consuming soy products raises your estrogen levels and makes you a beta male. The soyjak expression with the open mouth is supposed to make fun of "nu-male"/soyboys, ostensibly left leaning dudes who take selfies of themselves being excited about this or that, like pointing to their new switch or whatever. This probably sounds so weird but genuinely they are obsessed with these people not being "real" men, and also ties into a lot of the bizarre phrenology shit that side gets into, obsessions with weak chins and sloping foreheads being indicative of how (ferengi voice) feeeeemales will never want them. Dated now, but this hbomberguy video isn't a bad place to start for the broad strokes.