[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[mikeys-archive-blog]

I’ve only seen this post referenced in incorrect fandom quotes

[existential-pasta-deactivated20]

Heritage post

[ur-local-pair-of-binoculars-dea]

Iconic post

[healthforgrace]

[hype]

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from ‘invitation,’ by mary oliver:  “it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.” & i just say it over & over again until it sticks to my mind for the rest of the day. it is a serious thing. i am alive. i am so lucky. this fresh morning i get the chance to live again & again & again

[with-practice]

we really be treating this planet as if we have other options and shit

[elorablue]

[keluchnae]

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

[ilovechimpanzees100]

On my very last dna strand tonight

[thecryptkeeper]

academia? like the nut?

[nimarts]

today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room

[owlmylove]

no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people haven’t earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and i’ve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those we’re taught in anatomy lessons

[inkskinned]

How much childhood.... Am I actually .... Like supposed to remember.......

[emmaiwatson]

I can’t possibly live up to what everyone thinks I am and what everyone’s expectations of me are. It’s weird—sometimes [success] can be incredibly validating, but sometimes it can be incredibly unnerving and throw your balance off a bit, because you’re trying to reconcile how you feel about yourself with how the rest of the world perceives you.

[seawolph]

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

[ithappensoffstage]

Good Omens 1x04: Saturday Morning Funtime

[xavantina]

#tfw you are getting bullied for being gay but lowkey flattered that your bullies noticed you have a boyfriend