Just a hot mess of everything

Lauren. 22. Canadian. Horrible from jumping from fandom to fandom and leaving said ditched fandoms abandoned.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sourpatchbowl]

The silence was LOUD

[michaelnothing]

My husband and me in the supermarket check out line.

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

A cashier in Lowes literally asked me and my partner if we were best friends 🥲

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[justcatposts]

“Oh, you have babies… can I see them?“ 

(Source)

[dduane]

…Well, there’s my blood sugar levels shot to hell for the next hour or so… :)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[stopstalkingmechallenge]

To whom it may concern.

[welele]

Parece entretenido.

[frogapplauseappreciationsociety]

rhinoceros beetle

I’m not normally an admirer of tattoos.

[beausbugbiome]

This is so fucking cool!

[lord-valery-mimes]

I gasped out loud.

[thetragicallynerdy]

Dangling my hand over the side of my bed to ask the monster under it to hold my hand while I sleep

[badjokesbyjeff]

As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[tygerbug]

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

[mananabuffins]

[maruchanishere]

[mpekamitzii]

Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[memewhore]

[taken-aurally]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[melissa-s23]

[epoxyconfetti]

Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Canadian visits America…

… and gets held at gunpoint by a stranger.

The stranger says, “give me all your money and I’ll let you live!”

The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!”