My head canons for their eating habits. :3
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My head canons for their eating habits. :3
tfw you’re high off your ass on pain meds and you’re pretty sure the guy that looks just like Ryan fucking gosling, who just pulled you from the Mayan’s description of hell with the help of a sentient rock, is an angel escorting you to heaven
funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.
i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know
I think it'd be really funny if Simon crashed onto Erid, and only saw Eridians first. "Aliens from an alternate dimension" feels more... digestible, in a way? He knows humans aren't necessarily trustworthy — but rocks are familiar. Rocks have less motive to hurt him.
Until he asks "Wait why are you able to translate my language so well" and the Eridian scientists have to admit they were trying to do a slow introduction of Simon to Grace. Like a conservation program at a zoo. Maybe this is a silly idea but I think it'd be fun for Simon to trust the Eridians more than the other human. At least rocks don't lie?
made these memes based on a scene that I wrote for my fic lol
rocky is william dafoe posing all the time in my mind, which is to say I think james ortiz should start taking pictures like those I think it would really suit his vibe
It's guys night!
Just had the very vivid image of Eva and Ava smooching and riding a trolley into the sunset, with Simon and Grace dead run over on the tracks. The trolley has cans tied to the back like it's a honeymoon sendoff and one of the guys is squeezing the others butt. Who said that. Send post
I love bloodymary but also I just like. I gotta point it out. Ryland ABSOLUTELY knows of Markiplier right. Like. He's a middle school teacher. He knows. Like unquestionably. He is fully aware that he is, ahem, In Space With Markiplier. Like he probably thinks they're like. Twins. Or something. And I think that's hilarious.
part 1, part 2, part 3
very short one today, this is like,,, an interlude between chapters i guess, let's call it part 3.5
posting this mostly to ramble about the amalgamation of thoughts that make up this eldritch AU:
Just finished Project Hail Mary (the movie, will get to the book later) and I think I'm a changed man. Holy
Would it be controversial to say that I kinda hc Dr. Grace as autistic? Yes? Okay
I mean, come on. Look at him.
I get the BloodyMary stuff now. I see you people
a doodle while i work on the next pages
I've been reading a lot of Bloodmary fics on Ao3 and consuming art from both twitter and tumblr, and here are some constants I've noticed:
- Simon always calling Grace "Angel"
- Simon and Adrian being best buds
- Rocky calling both Simon and Grace out on their bullshit
- Simon wearing the "I had potential" shirt
- Grace being a touched starved whore
- Beef between Simon and Rocky
Theres more I know there is I'm just dumb and can't remember, but I fucking love that these have been set in stone across all BloodyMary media
You cannot convince me in any capacity that Simon would be a morning person.
Grace absolutely is without a doubt. But that means 9 mornings out of 10, Grace will attempt to wake up and will instead be pulled closer and forced to cuddle for at LEAST An hour before Simon relents and lets Grace get ready to go teach the pebbles. Usually somewhere between making coffee and gathering the homework he'd graded the night before, Grace will feel an arm snake around his waist and a warm face nuzzling into the junction between his neck and shoulder.
life going nowhere
part of the reason i love mean, bitchy, rude, domineering, firecracker female characters and loathe seeing them defanged is because the prickliness repels men and the defanging is ALWAYS to make them more fuckable for whatever man they have a weird sexual tension with. like yeah i don't like the Mean Lesbian stereotype either but at least the mean lesbian isn't shelving her career to become a tradwife after spending however many episodes/chapters/issues saying how much she didn't want to do either of those things
i will take twenty mean women being headcanoned as lesbians solely on the basis of how fucking toxic they are before i will take ONE formerly mean woman suddenly being sunshine and rainbows in the arms of a man she should be slapping across the face
i love seeing women get character growth and interesting arcs but NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO MEN/THE MALE PROTAGONIST IS NOT A CHARACTER FLAW
and maybe this isn't revolutionary of me at all but in addition to being perfectly fine with the mean lesbians i also just want to see more female characters who are genuinely Married To Their Work. not in that she doesn't have time for dating but wishes she did, i mean that she genuinely gets all the fulfillment she needs from the satisfaction of a job well done and the socialization she enjoys in the process of doing her job. and it can be any kind of thing that keeps her busy, not just modern formal 9-5 employment; "passion" and "calling" also work here instead of "job". female characters are never allowed to loiter around unfucked, especially not if the male lead wants a piece of that (and even if the male lead getting a piece of that would completely derail everything she has going on). like oh my god can just one chick win an employee of the month award and not have to immediately suffer some sort of cisheteronormative penance for it
the thing is, as much as i want to hate the stereotype for its real-world implications, i'll only be able to stop finding catharsis in the fictional(!) Mean Lesbian when i stop feeling alienated by the mainstream reduction of female characters to sexdolls and housemaids.
anyway, in light of recent developments, i'm briefly returning to this post to give a hearty congratulations to both eva "scapegoat" stratt and captain ava iron lung for each winning the Mean Lesbian Employee of the Month award. your names' allusions to the biblical eve are not lost on me and i too agree that eve did nothing wrong. i do think it's feminist praxis for an intimidating, glowering, nonsexualized woman to seal a crying man inside a metal box and not let him back out
doodle bc I can’t focus on work