dumb whore

lili | 25 | she/her | demisexual | I DONT USE TAGS SO BE CAREFUL multifandom

[uwu-lili-uwu]

Congrats on your son!!

thank you!! I'm very much looking forward to birthing an heir!!

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[kassical]

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

That was supposed to be a private message.

[cannibalchicken]

[transexuality]

Let's settle this score once and for all

sasuke

kurapika

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[pinklatte444-deactivated2026072]

@doeberman

[apollos-boyfriend]

what do you mean fi1nn5ter got banned from twitch for “female presenting” tit streaming how does that even happen 😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

talk about setting records

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m obsessed with twitch apparently hopping on the tumblr train of “female presenting tits/nipples” especially in this context. finn identifies as male but his tits don’t. apparently

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was joking

[valliantknight]

I feel its also important to know that Finns boobs are not real. He has one of those rubber breast attachments. He got banned for fake rubber boobs.

[timemachineyeah]

1. This is genuinely awful

2. This is also darkly funny

3. several gender studies students just picked a paper topic

[tilthat]

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

[honted]

pretty funny i guess

[pastabot]

had to be there

[llamallover]

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

[commandtower-solring-go]

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

[iwtv1976]

Let’s take some tumblr population sample statistics

How old are you?

Under 13

13/14/15

16/17/18

19/20/21

22/23/24

25/26/27

28/29/30

31/32/33

34/35/36

37+

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

I just want to know the age breakdown of this website so reblog please

[were--ralph]

Are you a furry and lgbt

yes furry, yes lgbt+

Yes furry, not lgbt+

not furry, but lgbt+

not furry, not lgbt+

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

please RB i want to see how much of tumblr is furry and/or lgbt

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

i blog for girls who are plagued by loneliness despite being overall well liked

[yushunhimba]

what music platform do you primarily use?

spotify

youtube music

amazon music

apple music

soundcloud

other (mention in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

reblog after voting for bigger sample size pls

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[mcytblrsexymen]

ROUND FOUR:

1.

GoodTimesWithScar

Technoblade

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (1)

nominated from Hermitcraft, Last Life, Create Mod Server, Third Life, Double Life, Among Us, The Crafting Dead, MCC

vs

TECHNOBLADE (16)

nominated from DSMP, SMPEarth, Cyberknife, 100 Mcyt VS Natural Disasters, Minecraft Mondays, Sir Billiam, Potato Wars, Hypixel Mayor, Sky Block, TFTSMP, MCC

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[livedinthecastle]

how often do you change your url

never changed it since i made my blog

only changed once or twice since i joined

only if i'm changing the overall topic and theme of the blog

every time i find a really good url (which is sometimes)

every time i find a really good url (which is very often)

like i'm in witness protection babyyy

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[livedinthecastle]

omg everyone here is a url monogamist

[daughter-of-sapph0]

it's really disappointing how people's critique of jkr starts and ends with her transphobia, and they completely ignore her blatant antisemitism, racism, homophobia, slavery apologism, sympathy for the wizard nazis, (the wizard nazi incel) snape's redemption, the villain of fantastic beasts trying to stop the holocaust, and the new game literally being a rehash of the blood libel myth.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

&her ableism, fatphobia, classism, and general naked imperialism (look at things like the "thunderbird" in fantastic beasts, or anything and everything she's ever said or done about Scotland, for example)

This ass-hat has actually lobbied against things like "letting disabled people survive" and "the colonised nation I live in taking steps toward independence."

Oh, and you already mentioned it, but - antisemitism, again. Cannot stress the antisemitism enough because, holy fuck she's so antisemitic!

[ecl1psical]

as a trans person this is is so important to look at and spread bc us trans people are not the only people affected, and we need to band together to spread awareness about the full extent of JKRs bigotry.

[headspace-hotel]

Yeah...it's really confusing how people focus exclusively on her being transphobic when she very much did recently write a book that openly and obviously makes fun of criticisms of ableism, where a person with fibromyalgia and several others of the most hard-to-diagnose painful chronic conditions (somewhat implied to be faking) murders a poor innocent writer who is being accused of ableism. 🤨

[lordkingsmith-deactivated202311]

When I was 14 I had a make a wish and a very low chance of living out the year. I asked to meet her and her response was “I don’t meet *those* children” and I hear now she has a do not contact policy from make a wish. I’m glad she’s being cancelled, at this point it’s whatever it takes for me. Hopefully all of her nastiness is revealed and she can answer for all of it.

But ye reblogging for the nice list of reasons for not giving her money.