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[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[bruzum]

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[parakeet]

we used to go on internet forums

[segamascott]

individualism is killing us all you are not the main character of your own little movie you are literally just some guy

[segamascott]

[v0eu]

me for some godforsaken reason choosing linguistics and PSYCHOLOGY after being suicidal and depressed for the first twenty years of my life is very funny. i'm like a robot that decided to debug itself except it's still fucking bad at it and instead just goes "haha me" at case studies and also "holy shit you guys have a really reductive view of neurodivergent people and also people in general i hope none of you become certified to practice" (they, inevitably, become certified to practice)

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[v0eu]

i for one LOVE gaslighting chatgpt into helping me break the law (copyright infringement and piracy)

[itseasytoremember]

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[a-kilogram-of-feathers]

bunny warfare kind of timeline

[v0eu]

@secretlyabunny

[secretlyabunny]

you're gonna blow my cover in the bunny black ops shhhhh

[v0eu]

Buddy where are you NOT going 😭