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I was about to permanently leave this site bc I’m sick of all the gay and (especially) trans stuff on my dash, then I remembered Amaury Guichon is here so I might not leave

matumnaples

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

bunniehunn

the difference in the comments on Amaury Guichon (the chocolate guy)’s YouTube vs the notes on tumblr is so funny.

on YT everyone’s like: “amazing!!! one of the most talented artists of our time!”

on Tumblr it’s like: “he’s done it again. we’ve gotta kill this guy.”

slimegargoyle

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

v1ultrakilll

American rim

diamantefangs

xeansicemane

This is kinda ominous ngl

vexwerewolf

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

wherefore-whinnies

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

justcallmedom31

evil-pukicho-real-offical

flinched like an abused Victorian child at the sight of pink and yellow

v1ultrakilll

Where is the friend?

rotsuko

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

fembutchboygirl

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

fembutchboygirl

Happy over 100k notes to this cultural wonder

contemptible-scoundrel

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

boccher

I'm good somnobait

v1ultrakilll

HONK MIMIMIMIMI HONK MIMIMIMIMI

duskargentum

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

duskargentum

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satan-offical

I'm sorry but Yuri is objectively one for the best characters in Spy X Family, ironically the second best character is Loid

deepestbear-phantom

I though you meant Wlw for a minute....

evil-pukicho-real-offical

my dumbass thought of wlw than Yuri DDLC 😭

deepestbear-phantom

Fucks evil pukicho doing on my blog-

evil-pukicho-real-offical

oh can't an evil pukicho just go onto people's blogs just because?

deepestbear-phantom

My man you scared the hell outta me whit the notif 🫪

v1ultrakilll

Don’t throw shade at ‘man’ in the tags, evil puki, it’s a thing people say

kushblazer666

segamascott

v1ultrakilll

100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run EVERY DAY

hardwrench

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.