vacuousVersifier

I am the Bard of Void | You can call me Ollie, or Vac | Clowngender/Transfemme | It/Her | Local Deer | Don't post much, but I reblog. Multifandom to the max!!!! | ~ Homestuck | ~ Invader Zim | ~ Serial Experiments Lain | ~ Everything else lol

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Trans women ARE natural born women.

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[dumbdoegirl]

dentist today…. she’s gonna be poking around my mouth with gloves on… i have to put my most normal face on….

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Black Miku

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The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

This census was not written by and is not endorsed or sponsored by or affiliated with @staff in any way whatsoever. Your personal data will not be gathered by this census beyond your responses to the polls. Participating in the census is voluntary, but strongly encouraged.

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1. Please select your age

< 18

19-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

60>

Voting ended onAug 5

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2. Where do you live?

North/Central America (Outside the United States)

The United States

South America

Western Europe

Eastern Europe

Middle East/North Africa

Sub-Saharan Africa

North/Central Asia

Indian Subcontinent

East/Southeast Asia

Oceania/Polynesia

Voting ended onAug 3

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3. Describe your living situation

Live with parent(s)/guardian(s)

Live with other relative(s)

Live with partner(s)

Live with friend(s)/roommate(s)

Live alone

Homeless/unhoused

Other

Voting ended onAug 5

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4. Describe your employment status

Unemployed

In part/full time education

Working part/full time

Both working and in education

Self-employed/Freelance

Other

Voting ended onAug 5

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5. Which religion do you follow?

Agnostic

Atheist/irreligious

Buddhism

Christianity

Hinduism

Islam

Judaism

No specific religious beliefs

Other religion(s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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6. Describe your gender identity

Cis man

Cis woman

Trans man

Trans woman

Nonbinary

Other gender (s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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7. Describe your sexual identity

Straight

Gay man

Lesbian

Asexual

Bisexual

Pansexual

Queer

Attracted to multiple/all genders

Other

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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8. Where would you place yourself on the traditional left-right political spectrum?

Far Left

Left Wing

Centrist

Right Wing

Far Right

Voting ended onAug 5

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9. When did you join Tumblr?

Pre 2010

2011-2015

2016-2020

2021-2025

2026

Voting ended onAug 5

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10. How would you rate the (Un)official Tumblr Census?

5 stars

4 stars

3 stars

2 stars

1 star

0 stars

Voting ended onAug 5

[thenumber1meower]

How bad is it that like all but 2 of these apply to me

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6

[footlongdingledong]

social experiment. if you rb this you have to add something go

[thebugautistic]

ok. one to two tablespoons flour

[lunathemacron]

1 tbsp vanilla extract

[arsenikuu]

2 tbsp vanilla extract

[renfieldelusion]

one single square of baking chocolate

[advent-of-the-icbm]

3-4 drops of blue food coloring

[vacuousversifier]

a dash of salt

[sincerely-sofie]

vocaloid music

[sincerely-sofie]

You're legally required to reblog with your fave vocaloid / utau song or singer if you see this btw. Feed my biblical greed.

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love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

[joomeefemme]

happy friday everyone! 💜

[jessiewithaj]

i will reblog this every single time i see it. more art with curves, squishy thighs, stretch marks, and a tummy. i feel like 90% of the transfem OCs i see are rail-thin :S

[mousidy]

trans women who "don't mind topping" or are "fine with having a penis I guess" take my hand

[mousidy]

swag if you genuinely enjoy these things but it's staggering the number of trans women I've known who feel this way and eventually realize they need bottom surgery more than they realized. take my hand it will be ok I will still love you

[mousidy]

it's scary to go against what people expect from you, and it's scary to accept that you want to summit what seems like an insurmountable mountain but it's ok. I love you. I know you can do it. I can't wait to see the glowing smile on your face

[vacuousversifier]

i've met so many girls who just can't do sex because of how bad their bottom dysphoria is. an entire branch of human experience blocked because anything to do with your dick is that distressing. i've seen it present in so many ways, so much hurt, or confusion, or guilt. one of my partners often feels so guilty for not being able to participate in a lot of ways sexually. it's not fair.

if you identify with any of this at all, even a little, you need to know, it's not your fault. you shouldn't feel guilty for not wanting to top, to not want to interact with your penis at all. you shouldn't have to try and just ignore it.

mousidy is right. there is a solution. maybe it seems hard to reach, but it is absolutely worth it and you musn't let anyone tell you otherwise. you can get there one day.

further, there isn't just One bottom surgery. you have so many options. there are endless threads and images and resources out there.

i know it hurts. it hurts to realize how bad you've been hurting! but you can do it. please don't let the fear stop you. you can do it.

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Thruoing wp

[transvixen]

realistic bunny petplay bondage where all you have to do to restrain me is place me on my back

[vacuousversifier]

@lunarland1ing

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

the fact that I feel the need to go, "and don't forget about Black people" is the most damning indictment of tumblr that I can give without being tempted to mention photovoltaic bartholemew. I have to browbeat you people to reblog any kind of Melanistic Mention. I love you, but i despair of you understanding the way I interpret your suburban accent.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

13 year ago eminem (marshall mathers) said,

"I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use."

you have to do better than 13 year old eminem lyrics. stop treating people as a social obligation.

deal with it, talk about it, stop hiding it away in your private suffering chamber. do your communism dishes

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you do this to me and ignore Black women. I am irritated with you.. resolve this.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

Tears that are driven by white guilt are self-indulgent. When we are mired in guilt, we are narcissistic and ineffective; guilt functions as an excuse for inaction. Further, because we so seldom have authentic and sustained cross-racial relationships, our tears do not feel like solidarity to people of color we have not previously supported. Instead, our tears function as impotent reflexes that don’t lead to constructive action. We need to reflect on when we cry and when we don’t, and why. In other words, what does it take to move us? Since many of us have not learned how racism works and our role in it, our tears may come from shock and distress about what we didn’t know or recognize. For people of color, our tears demonstrate our racial insulation and privilege. I asked the woman of color I refer to in the opening of this chapter if I was missing anything in this list. This is her response: It’s infuriating because of its audacity of disrespect to our experience. You are crying because you are uncomfortable with your feelings when we are barely allowed to have any. You are ashamed or some such thing and cry, but we are not allowed to have any feelings because then we are being difficult. We are supposed to remain stoic and strong because otherwise we become the angry and scary people of color. We are only allowed to have feelings for the sake of your entertainment, as in the presentation of our funerals. And even then, there are expectations of what is allowed for us to express. We are abused daily, beaten, raped, and killed but you are sad and that’s what is important. That’s why it is sooooo hard to take. White Fragility, Robin DiAngelo (emphasis mine)

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I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection. Letter from a Birmingham Jail, Martin Luther King Jr. (emphasis mine)

white transfems are not especially racist, but we are afforded an uncommon opportunity to confront the reality of white supremacy. it is not a coincidence that talking about race as a transfem feels like inviting people to call you racist. white power structures leverage accusations of racism against us not in defense of racialized people, but as a way to suborn us to service of white supremacy. it is not a coincidence that it feels like the only winning move is to stop talking.

white supremacy courts us in the same way that "gender ideology skeptics" court transmascs.

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

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