[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[electricslug]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

r.. reverse medusa…

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[simply-brandon]

Turns stones into humans

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as feelings about fucking one’s own clone

as enumerated by Buzzfeed. while I recognize there are many other valid reasons to or not to fuck one’s clone, one works with the material one is given. or has cloned.

ARIES: 

TAURUS: 

GEMINI: 

CANCER: 

LEO: 

VIRGO: 

LIBRA: 

SCORPIO: 

SAGITTARIUS: 

CAPRICORN: 

AQUARIUS: 

PISCES: 

[weirdbuzzfeed]

this is good, thank you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vibalent]

I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway

[catchymemes]

[rosetintmyworld84]

[ftcreature]

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[surfacage]

a lecture

[the-dark-fantastic]

“Soggy croissant” is the best insult.

[anxietyproblem]

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[sickboywolfgang]

Letterkenny's Michelle Mylett (Katy) and Clark Backo (Rosie).

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[humorstar]

[stability]

“speak”

[video-hall-of-fame]

omg his cute little voice!! turn your volume up

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[senor-funk]

[spicyblogger2]

when you and your friends are in public ans everyone spots an xbox 360