private/selective RP for canon+hc/lore-based Vaggie of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva-verse. Released by Epiphany. See PINNED POST for more info. DNI: non-mutuals, non-rp-blogs, and Minors. Blog is 18+. The show is for adults.
'Cause I'm a survivor
Yeah, I am a fighter
I will not hide my face
I will not fall from graceI'll walk into the fire, baby
All my life, I was afraid to die
And now I come alive inside these flames...
Read Before Interacting: RULES // VAGGI INFO //INTEREST TRACKER
PRIVATE/HIGHLY SELECTIVE Lit. VAGGI from Hazbin Hotel (Hellaverse). Features both series/canon Vaggi and an AU Sinner "Vagatha" loosely based on the original 2019 pilot with Mod/Writer's own original ideas. Both versions have their own lore, mix of Canon & HC-driven. (see links for discord, or ask Mod).
Kindled by Epiphany
est. 2019
revived 2024
updated 6/3/2026
organized pinned, added some links under cut
More Info & Links Under Read More, including some things specific to this portrayal and blog. "Vaggie Info" still needs updating.
I will know who read my Rules by engagement. At least read the “TL;DR” here, and see the end for how to confirm.
DNI; Minors, Personals, Non-RP Blogs. Anti's/pro's ( just don’t involve me). If we disagree that much, we can part ways and I wish you well. If you’re going to break my rules just because you disagree with me, don’t bother following.
Disclaimer: I'm not too interested in RP with Adam as a character. I don't have to justify this, as the character himself being a misogynistic genocidal asshole making me uncomfortable should be enough. This is not moralizing! If you enjoy the character, that's fine. Just protecting my mental health. I also won't engage in actual Religious Debate or Deconstruction. Hellaverse is not a religious show.
Activity is highest Fridays-Sundays. Bigger/story-driven replies run on a Queue and are primary focus. Weekdays more laidback.
TL;DR. 1) I have AuDHD, C-PTSD and a mood disorder. I try but these things can affect my mood, memory and other behavior. I am a Survivor of abuse. I am imperfect and in therapy. Please at least be cognizant about this. I’m trying my best for both of us. 2) Don’t be a bigot/asshole. 3) Don’t ‘collect’ my muses for shipping/smutting purposes. they’re not pokemon. Some plotting beforehand is appreciated if we’re shipping. Though I'm fine with things evolving ‘organically, ’ please don’t be aggressive and know when to accept No if it happens. 4) Please tag your potential triggers and nsfw if you can remember and I’ll do the same. 5) DM me privately if there’s personal issues please. Do not vague me or make a scene. Also do not attack me. I will not engage with that. 6) This is just a hobby 7) Finally, I’ve highlighted and bolded stuff that is unique to me. And, I’ll be updating this periodically. At the end I noted how to confirm you read the Rules when/if you have the time (It’s not a password!!). Any questions, please ask (off anon). Also if you think people having boundaries is somehow being 'high maintenance' then we have to part ways. If you are trying to harass me for any reason, please get some help. You are better than that. Thanks. <3
PS- if it's marked "Vagooba Lore" it means it's original lore of mine. Kindly don't scrape it for your own rp/fics without asking like you're some kind of AI bot accumulating art/data. I don't write with people like that. Please see "Read Before Interacting" links before RP'ing, esp if you are a hellaverse canon. I'll know who hasn't read.
MOD INFO. name: Epiphany. 30+. “They” is fine. Been writing for forever, 13+ yrs rp expr. I need you to be 21+ to rp. I am Autistic/ ADHD/C-PTSD (neurodivergent af)/ survivor (aka., I need to curate my rp space for my own health, it’s not about anyone else, it’s just about time/health). If interested in rp, please give these rules a look. Not asking that you memorize everything but if I followed you, it means I looked at your rules/info, so I only ask the same in response. There are Doc versions linked above, or below there are Post versions linked.
"Hmm, I see where you're coming from with that." she leaned against the railing outside the hotel, shaking the ice around in the tea she drank. "But I guess I don't see it that. Not with that sort of thing." she shrugged. "Nobody should have to deal with someone saying they're 'entitled' to that. It's worse than murder. So really, I appreciate it. But it's second nature now, I'd do it for anyone."
" Yes. Well.. Not anyone would actually ask me if I was hurt or not, so I figure that alone counts for something." He stood nearby, arms behind his back with cane in hand.
He wasn't exactly the most forthcoming when it came to admitting that he did care about the other residents including Xaviera. They didn't start off on good terms with the moth demon having pointed an angelic spear at him the first time they ever interacted but after everything, they were.. well, not as hostile as before. They weren't exactly best buddies either though. They were however coworkers and had to put up with each other one way or another.
'Cause I'm a survivor
Yeah, I am a fighter
I will not hide my face
I will not fall from graceI'll walk into the fire, baby
All my life, I was afraid to die
And now I come alive inside these flames...
Read Before Interacting: RULES // VAGGI INFO //INTEREST TRACKER
PRIVATE/HIGHLY SELECTIVE Lit. VAGGI from Hazbin Hotel (Hellaverse). Features both series/canon Vaggi and an AU Sinner "Vagatha" loosely based on the original 2019 pilot with Mod/Writer's own original ideas. Both versions have their own lore, mix of Canon & HC-driven. (see links for discord, or ask Mod).
Kindled by Epiphany
est. 2019
revived 2024
updated 6/3/2026
organized pinned, added some links under cut
More Info & Links Under Read More, including some things specific to this portrayal and blog. "Vaggie Info" still needs updating.
I will know who read my Rules by engagement. At least read the “TL;DR” here, and see the end for how to confirm.
DNI; Minors, Personals, Non-RP Blogs. Anti's/pro's ( just don’t involve me). If we disagree that much, we can part ways and I wish you well. If you’re going to break my rules just because you disagree with me, don’t bother following.
Disclaimer: I'm not too interested in RP with Adam as a character. I don't have to justify this, as the character himself being a misogynistic genocidal asshole making me uncomfortable should be enough. This is not moralizing! If you enjoy the character, that's fine. Just protecting my mental health. I also won't engage in actual Religious Debate or Deconstruction. Hellaverse is not a religious show.
Activity is highest Fridays-Sundays. Bigger/story-driven replies run on a Queue and are primary focus. Weekdays more laidback.
TL;DR. 1) I have AuDHD, C-PTSD and a mood disorder. I try but these things can affect my mood, memory and other behavior. I am a Survivor of abuse. I am imperfect and in therapy. Please at least be cognizant about this. I’m trying my best for both of us. 2) Don’t be a bigot/asshole. 3) Don’t ‘collect’ my muses for shipping/smutting purposes. they’re not pokemon. Some plotting beforehand is appreciated if we’re shipping. Though I'm fine with things evolving ‘organically, ’ please don’t be aggressive and know when to accept No if it happens. 4) Please tag your potential triggers and nsfw if you can remember and I’ll do the same. 5) DM me privately if there’s personal issues please. Do not vague me or make a scene. Also do not attack me. I will not engage with that. 6) This is just a hobby 7) Finally, I’ve highlighted and bolded stuff that is unique to me. And, I’ll be updating this periodically. At the end I noted how to confirm you read the Rules when/if you have the time (It’s not a password!!). Any questions, please ask (off anon). Also if you think people having boundaries is somehow being 'high maintenance' then we have to part ways. If you are trying to harass me for any reason, please get some help. You are better than that. Thanks. <3
PS- if it's marked "Vagooba Lore" it means it's original lore of mine. Kindly don't scrape it for your own rp/fics without asking like you're some kind of AI bot accumulating art/data. I don't write with people like that. Please see "Read Before Interacting" links before RP'ing, esp if you are a hellaverse canon. I'll know who hasn't read.
MOD INFO. name: Epiphany. 30+. “They” is fine. Been writing for forever, 13+ yrs rp expr. I need you to be 21+ to rp. I am Autistic/ ADHD/C-PTSD (neurodivergent af)/ survivor (aka., I need to curate my rp space for my own health, it’s not about anyone else, it’s just about time/health). If interested in rp, please give these rules a look. Not asking that you memorize everything but if I followed you, it means I looked at your rules/info, so I only ask the same in response. There are Doc versions linked above, or below there are Post versions linked.
“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!”
“I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.”
“Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.”
“Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.”
“Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?”
“Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.”
“I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.”
“Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.”
“Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.”
“Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.”
“Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.”
“I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.”
“Such a nice man we ripped off there.”
“I’ll never put on pants.”
“Checkers would be better with badgers.”
“HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES”
“She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.”
“Stop dancing at me!”
“I have some very important masturbating to do.”
“You make me have to pee, always.”
“Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.”
“I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.”
“You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?”
“Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.”
“Dude, what if hell was up?!”
“I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.”
“‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?”
“I! WANT! MURDER!”
“Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!”
“This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.”
“That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.”
“Am I nude right now?”
“It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.”
“Are you here to repent for your chins?”
“Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?”
“This taxi is bae.”
“The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.”
“Jesus is my drug.”
“I don’t know anything about memes.”
“You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.”
“I’m a milk-based life form.”
“I fucked a cantaloupe once.”
“Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.”
“Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.”
“Shut up, ya tweezer!”
“And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.”
“Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.”
“I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.”
“Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?”
“Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.”
“Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.”
“We’ve broken several laws.”
“What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!”
“I’M READY TO BREED!”
“‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’”
“These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’”
“As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.”
“When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?”
“If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.”
“Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.”
“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”
“Water is just… air juice.”
“Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?”
“We hang out… we touch each other…”
“Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?”
“2016 is the year of the butt.”
“If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.”
“You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.”
“Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!”
“I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.”
“He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.”
“Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.”
“What took you so long, you butt plug?!”
“Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’”
“Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.””
“As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.”
“Like I would kill a friend… without watching.”
“With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.”
“I love watching you guys suffer.”
“Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.”
“Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.”
“I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.”
“Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?”
“I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.”
“This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.”
“The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.”
“Murder is a spectator sport.”
“Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.”
“Man, I wish anime was human history.”
“99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.”
“If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.”
“If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.”
“I am not nature. I am nurture.”
“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?”
“Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.”
“Taco Bell cures diabetes.”
“Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!”
“Play for my amusement, child.”
“How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.”
“You’re locked the closet with the dildo!”
“Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?”
“You are the worst son ever.”
“Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!”
“Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.”
“I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!”
“When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.”
“I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.”
“Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?”
“…and she’s like COVERED in butter.”
“I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.”
“What are the animals crossing, exactly?”
“I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’”
“And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.”
“Frick to the 30th power!”
“My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.”
“This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.”
“Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.”
“I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.”
“How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.”
“Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.”
“I’m a bottom kind of guy.”
“Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?”
“Just bros bein’ bros…”
“I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.”
“If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.”
“I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?”
“I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.”
“I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.”
“I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!”
“I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.”
“Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!”
“Follow your stupid fucking dreams.”
“Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.”
“I wanna know where Luigi is!”
“Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.”
“You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.”
“I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.”
“I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.”
“I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.”
“Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!”
“This is a good yiff right here.”
“My friends! I love killing my friends.”
“Now I am the one who is bitch.”
“He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.”
“Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.”
“DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
“I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.”
“A blunt is a maridujuana.”
“If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!”
“Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.”
“My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.”
“Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.”
“Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.”
“And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.”
“My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.”
“If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.”
“I think the noodles are going to kill me!”
“I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.”
“Wait, but, also shut up.”
The bell thing didn't phase him. He'd been told that before.
"Mmmm, is that why you have your nose practically shoved into that little picture screen?" Alastor asked, tilting his head to the side.
"On the contrary, I was here to offer you help, my dear. You may be the manager now but I am still the host. And things seem rather dull around here. We should liven things up."
Vaggi pulled her face further away from the computer and closed her eyes, trying to block it all out. Especially Alastor's voice. But it wasn't lost on her that he was offering her help. And that, yes, he had helped before. Underhanded. Manipulative. He had turned Pentagram City upside down. But the 'favor' he had asked for had inadvertently helped them. So, she rolled her eye and looked in the opposite direction.
"How do you want to help, Alastor?" she asked. Looking around the hotel and how messy it had become since it had filled up with residents, she mumbled, "This is what you consider dull. Would that have anything to do with the lack of..."
She plucked what seemed to be a bone out of the resident carnivorous venus fly-trap "Uh, violence?"
Things to say to your rival while sparring or fucking
With a grunt, spinning around after catching her battle partner in behind her, Vaggi kicked Cain away, using her lower body strength to widen the gap between them and give her more space to aim the training wooden sword at him.
"Hmm, I see where you're coming from with that." she leaned against the railing outside the hotel, shaking the ice around in the tea she drank. "But I guess I don't see it that. Not with that sort of thing." she shrugged. "Nobody should have to deal with someone saying they're 'entitled' to that. It's worse than murder. So really, I appreciate it. But it's second nature now, I'd do it for anyone."
YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜
❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜
❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜
❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜
❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜
❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜
❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜
❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜
❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜
❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜
❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜
❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜
❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜
❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜
❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜
❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜
❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜
❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜
❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜
❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜
❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜
❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜
❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜
❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜
❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜
❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜
❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜
❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜
❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜
❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜
❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜
❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜
❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜
❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜
❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜
❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜
❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜
❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜
❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜
❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜
❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜
❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜
❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜
❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜
❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜
❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜
❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜
❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜
❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜
❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜
❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜
❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜
❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜
❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜
❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜
❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜
❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜
❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜
❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜
❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜
❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜
❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜
❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜
❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜
❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜
❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜
❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜
❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜
❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜
❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜
