sup nerds

[cafelys]

[tikkety-tok]

Funny enough they do break 😂

[sippinthat-xo]

Q'd....sleep💤

[buglite]

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other. just wondering

[seiphirai]

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

[thestraggletag]

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

[ourladyoflace]

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

[prismatic-bell]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS RECENTLY.

I love this post so much.

[fleurjardin]

Teuta Matoshi gowns

[andhumanslovedstories]

this response was so strong I immediately soiled myself

[pettycentral]

[brujeriasssssss-deactivated2019]

[turing-tested]

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

[turing-tested]

i. forgot to give context for this

[pir8core]

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

[turing-tested]

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

[catchymemes]

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved, what about just going to sleep

[everythingfox]

The best vibrating bed money can buy

[johnny-and-dora]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

[turing-tested]

old white christians should be a little less god fearing and a little more me fearing

[perfectlygenericblog]

What’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

i know i made this post but your response has me shaking

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[roundtop]

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

[fotobilog]